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Wife

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."
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    Camera

    Jfkisafk · 2 years ago
  • Help he took my gopro

    A man with a distorted face is looking into the camera. He's wearing a red hoodie and black pants. The background appears to be a room with wooden floors and a white door.
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  • Home

    BigDaveFan · 2 years ago
  • A white paper with black text and a simple black drawing of a figure with a long nose. The text reads: "It's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves."
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    Valentine

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A man, Jeffrey Epstein, smiles at the viewer. In the background are two women. The text overlay says: "I asked Hillary to be my valentines, but she left me hanging."
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  • Goose

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A man in a military uniform with a black beret holding two guns. The text above the man reads "Me on my way to the local park to remind geese that it is man who is made in Gods image."
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    Petition

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.
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  • Year

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.
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    Valentine

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • Mine is better than all of yours

    A cartoon image of Deadpool holding a bloody heart with the speech bubble, “MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU!” and below “HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY”
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  • Stalin

    mal♡ · 2 years ago
  • A drawing of Joseph Stalin on a pink card with the text "QUIT STALIN AND BE MY VALENTINE", "Happy Valentine's Day", and "Love: MAP, Stalin, and also Benkling."
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    Valentine

    αmy · 2 years ago
  • will someone be my valentine

    The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".
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  • Peasant

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts a crusader figure with a sword and shield saying, "Greetings peasant, how goes th-". The middle-left panel shows a manga character with blushing cheeks saying, "Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..." The bottom-right panel shows a pixelated crusader figure with the text "BY THE POPE".
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    Metal

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A yellow emoji with brown glasses and a tooth sticking out of its mouth. The text above the emoji says "please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar!"
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  • Compliment

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • This is so bad

    A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet is from Caitlyn Jenner, it reads "It's so hard to find a straight man that is confident enough to compliment me on my looks.". The second tweet is a reply from Donald J. Trump, and it reads "Nice balls."
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    Shit

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text written on a wall or stall. The text reads: "I once took a shit in this stall, so thick and so firm it stood tall, it balanced on end that shit did not bend but fell over and scraped my left ball."
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  • Existence

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a frog with a distorted, glowing outline and the text "existence is meaningless" above it and "my dudes" below it. Next to it there is a man looking at his phone smiling, with the text "lol it is" next to him.
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    Sister

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a white paper cutout of a figure with a raised hand, taped to a window. The shadow of the cutout is also visible in the dark room.
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  • Fruit

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.
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    Review

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • Two tweets from user @xMangojuice. The first one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. went camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn't even bring a sleeping bag? lol he's gonna be freezing tn". The second one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. oh my god wait what is he doing".
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  • Wish

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."
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    Teacher

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a meme. The text reads: "Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:" Below the text is an image of Luigi's head overlaid on the shape of the state of Louisiana. The text "Luigiana" is to the right of the image.
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