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A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."

A skeleton is shown lifting weights, with text overlaid saying 'My body is a machine that turns tiddies into sucked tiddies.'

A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"

help me please im being abused

The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.

A possum is sitting in a trash can with various items around it. The text on the image says, "When your phone suggests deleting old memes to save space. Don't touch my garbage."

A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."

The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

The image is a movie poster with the text "DUDE, Where's my will to live". It features two guys on the poster, with Ashton Kutcher in the foreground, looking puzzled. There is a beach in the background with girls.

A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.

A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."

A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".

An illustration of a wizard with a staff, seemingly casting a spell. Text overlayed on the image reads: "Me casting a spell of healing on my ally (I'm injecting him with ketamine)."

The text on the image says: "The dude I pay to stop by once a week to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't have pets."

A photo of actor Keanu Reeves looking slightly impatient. The text overlay reads: "Me waiting for my grandpa to stop choking so I can tell him I put a lego piece in his oatmeal."

WTF is this?

A screenshot of a comment made by a user named 'muffjn' on a social media platform. The text of the comment reads, 'i was listening to mcr and my mom walked in so i switched the tab to gay porn cause thats less embarrasing'. The timestamp indicates the comment was posted on 18 Sep 2023.

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Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

A meme showing a close-up image of Yoda with text above. The text reads: "Me: 'Yoda please get out of my asshole PLEASE get out it hurts oh god it hurts.' Yoda: 'mm reach your colon i must.'"

A person covered in a black cloth with the text "ME GOING TO GET MY CUPCAKE" overlaid in white text.

An image macro with text over a scene from the movie 'Kung Fu Panda' featuring Master Oogway. The top text describes a highly specific and bizarre scenario: 'When the FBI kicks down your door while you beating your meat to the 500 terabytes of polygender midget furry austismic monkey porn that you stole'. The bottom text, which is the character's line, reads: 'My time has come'.

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