God is you... If you have a dog
The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸
Me when my friend talks about a teacher blasting off on a kid
My honest reaction when my mom said no
Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔
life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them
I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years
Bro: my forehead isn’t that big
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan