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Life

Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Cat

Anonymous · 11 days ago

saerched this-

A screenshot of a web browser's address bar showing the Google search query "my cat wants" with various autocompleted suggestions. The highlighted suggestion reads "my cat wants to kill me".

Place

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a map of the USA with counties outlined. There are several colored areas. A key indicates that the orange area represents "bread", "crust", and "pepperoni", and that the blue area represents "the place I beat an elderly man to death in 2004".

God

Wade · 3 years ago

Little bit.

The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"

Child

Wade · 3 years ago

Stop murdering children

A four-panel image with two different characters. In the first column, a character with a white mask and black eyes says: "REPEAT AFTER ME: STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "STOP MURDING CHILDREN". In the second column, a pixelated purple character says: "STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "MURDER CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN ROBOT FURRY SUITS".

Degree

T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

A picture with two children. One child is on the ground while the other one sits on top of him and appears to be hitting him on the neck. In the bottom right corner of the image a third child smiles and gives two thumbs up. Above the children is written "first degree murder".

Child

Wade · 3 years ago

Who killed the child?

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a man is sitting in a chair, slumped over, with the text "Innocent child" over him. A purple figure is standing over him, pointing a gun. In the second panel the same purple figure is pointing at the viewer and text says "Who killed the child?"

Power

𝒞𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓎𝐹𝑜𝓍𝓍 · 15 days ago

What gives me my power

A bar graph titled "What gives people feelings of power?" Below the title, it says "mine btw". The graph has three categories. "Money" is represented by a short green bar. "Status" is represented by a medium blue bar. "murder :)" is represented by a very long pink bar, suggesting it gives the most power.

Rape

Sore Raven · 6 months ago

A close-up image of actor Willem Dafoe's face, widely grinning with a sinister expression. Text at the top reads: "LET'S NOT TURN THE RAPE INTO A MURDER." Text at the bottom reads: "GRIN."

Cabbage

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 3 years ago

leaf turner

The image is a book cover with a pink background. The title "Cabbages and Crime" is written in white text. Below the title, the author's name, "Anne Nash", is written. The cover also features a skeleton sitting in a large cabbage. The text on top reads: "Two florists become kennel-keepers with murder thrown in for good measure."

Confession

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).

Mugshot

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Chat is this real??

$A photo of rapper Nas, with the text "Nas's mugshot after an attempted murder charge on Jay-Z for \"Ether\"." above his head.$

Priest

Punk · 8 years ago

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

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