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DIANEE

I'M NOT

A cartoon depicting Daenerys Targaryen and her three dragons. Two of the dragons are collared. A black dragon with a red sack slung across its shoulders confronts the group, exclaiming, "What are you doing this to meee? I am out of here, you're not even my real mom!"

Adolf kitler

A cat with glowing eyes is sitting on a wooden surface. The text on the image reads: "Where is my milk, mother?"

Why should you care

this is me

LET'S BE HONEST HOMESCHOOLING MY
KID IS NOT GOING TO MAKE HER WEIRD.
I'M HER MOTHER...SHE WAS
DOOMED FROM THE START.
makeameme.org

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

MEME LORD

A cartoon drawing shows a woman holding a pile of different pride flags. Another woman is sitting at a desk and using a laptop. The text bubbles say: "I didn't know which one was your flag so I bought you all of them" and "Thank you" with a heart emoji.

Heroin Monkey

MARVEL VIEWING ORDER
CAPTAIN
CAPTAIN AMERICA
MARVEL
IRON MAN
THOR
IRON MAN 2
CHICKEN
→
AVENIDERS IRON MAN 3RUN
AGE
EMPIRES
IV
LOONEY TUNES
BACK IN ACTION
SCOOBY-DOO2
MONSTERS UNLEASHED
Summer
heights
high
how i
met your
mother
MONTY PYTHON
Holy Grail
SHARKE
LAVAGIR
LEGO INDIANA JONER
ROVENTURE CONTINUSS
↑
NETFLIX ORIGINAL
BY
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF
MADELEINE MCCANN
Ted Cruz
2016
Dr. Seuss'
VENGERS
ENDGAME
TH
CATE

RapBoat

New theory just dropped????

Jayo Say So Follow
Illuminati might kill me but
ice spice is Drake real baby mother.... & he can't
expose it because she was underage and that's why
that rap battle had to be shut down
Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4
RULLER
pleasedentlack

RapBoat 2

Poor biggie😔

A tweet by doomstan1 stating examples of artists dissing each other at sensitive times. First, Jay Z released Takeover while Nas' mother was ill. Second, Pusha T made fun of Drake's friend dying. Lastly, 2Pac released Hit Em Up when Biggie was fat. The conclusion of the tweet is that there are no rules in rap beefs, predicting Drake and Kendrick are gonna get NASTY.

Cupツ

have yall watched thisss

The image contains four movie posters for the movie "Kidnap". The top two posters are identical with a close up of a woman's face with the word "Kidnap" in red letters. The bottom left poster shows the woman from the movie with an angry expression. It has the text "Kidnap Official Trailer" in white letters on it. The bottom right poster is an image of the woman and the text "They messed with the wrong mother". The word "Kidnap" is also present.

Heroin Monkey

The 6 year old at Walmart
directing his morbidly obese
mother while she parks her
mobility scooter

Wade

A woman with long dreadlocks and a colorful hat is pictured. The text over her reads: "Claims unborn babies are just parasites, which gives mothers the right to kill them. Doesn't realize that makes her an overgrown parasite."

Blach666

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Is that a trans person 11:32 pm
Das a cow
Dog human Hybrid 11:33 pm
So ye pretty much 11:33 pm ✓✓
11:33 pm
11:31 pm ✓
No lee
11:34 pm ✓
It's not your mother Edited 11:34 pm ✓
It's a dog x human hybrid 11:34 pm
Your mummy left a long time ago
11:34 pm ✓

Alastor Wade.

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows Hillary Clinton with text that reads "Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. - Hillary Clinton". The bottom section shows a man looking sad with text that reads "MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE PRIMARY VICTIMS OF RAPE. IT HAPPENS TO THEIR WIVES, THEIR MOTHERS, AND THEIR DAUGHTERS."

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Wade

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a figure says, "Sometimes I feel like I have no one to turn to". The second panel shows a figure with a mustache saying "That's not true! Your mother and I are always here." In the third panel, another figure with blonde hair confirms, "Your father's right! You can count on us!". The fourth panel shows the first figure looking into two mirrors, one showing the mother and one showing the father. The first figure says "Ahhh- Almost had it that time!".

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The image shows a still of Nala from "The Lion King" with a large red circle with a line through it superimposed over her head. There is text in yellow on the right saying "THIS IS NOT OKAY". Below the image is the text "Patriotic Christian Mothers Against the Frankly Obscene Look Nala Gives Simba After He Lands On Top Of Her In The Jungle Wrestling Scene."

Ness Plays

YOOOO,PAUSE💀

The image shows a cartoon character, Sheen, with a wide, open-mouthed grin. Text is superimposed on the image. The text says "I'M DOING YOUR MOTHER BUT REPLACE THE ‘THER’ WITH ‘M’".

Wade

The comic strip shows a boy expressing that he feels alone, followed by his parents comforting him. In the last panel, the boy is standing in front of two mirrors, one reflecting his mother and the other his father, indicating that he's alone after all.

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