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Man

Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
  • The image is a multi-panel collage with various reaction images and text. First, a slightly distorted face of a white man is looking up, with text bubble 'MMM yumm' next to it, above 'GET THIS MAN OATMEAL' below a bowl of oatmeal, and to the right is a wide smiling face of a black man. The next row features a picture of another man, looking very stretched and distorted with a text saying 'koopas'. To the right, a cartoon character is dancing with the text 'GET THIS MAN woppa gagnam style'. The last row has another man smiling creepily next to a milk bottle with the text 'HE NEEDS SOME MILK' and the text 'GET ME SOME MILK', the man is also partially overlaid with a vine logo and a red banner with text. Next to the last image, a man in a suit is featured with the text 'WE jack off HERE'. The final panel shows a distorted face with mouth open in shock.
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    Mr Krabs

    Heroin Monkey 路 1 year ago
  • The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.
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  • Corporation

    饾暱饾枍饾枈 饾枤饾枙饾枟饾枎饾枠饾枎饾枔饾枌 饾枖饾枊 饾枍饾枈饾枒饾枒 路 2 years ago
  • for real

    The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."
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    Goat

    Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
  • A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."
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  • Otter

    Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
  • The image shows a news headline that reads: "Are otter posts on social media really just a cryptic form of extremist communication?" Below the headline is text that reads: "By Ari Lurksberg Published: 8/3/2021 19:03." Under the headline is a picture of an otter holding a glass of chocolate milk. Text in the image reads: "Please accept some choccy milk from this kind otter".
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    Bathroom

    Gummy gummy gummy bear 路 1 month ago
  • A close-up photo of a blue Barbasol bottle held by a hand. The label on the bottle has been edited to say '72 IN 1' instead of its normal text, listing an absurdly long, comical list of random objects and concepts like 'Engine Oil', 'Pikachu', 'Declaration of Independence', and 'Minecraft Leaks'. Text overlay at the top reads: 'Legendary bathroom find'.
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    Hater

    Silly Sonka 路 2 years ago
  • Troo, truer than ur dad coming back with dat milk

    A group of six figures stand in a row. The faces are replaced with different meme characters, including Mike Wazowski, a Trollface, the Stonks meme face, Elmo, an Animal Crossing character, and Kermit. Below them in the foreground, there is a picture of a sad kitten. Above the figures it says "F*CK MY HATERS" and below the figures it says "ALL MY HOMIES HATE MY HATERS."
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  • Furry

    furry memes 路 2 years ago
  • only furrys will understand

    The image is a collage with four images. The first image is of the Capitoline Wolf statue depicting a she-wolf suckling Romulus and Remus. The second image is of a Fur Affinity logo with a cartoon dog in the foreground. The third image is of a female furry with large breasts wearing a shirt that reads "MEGA MILK." The fourth image is a close-up of the Capitoline Wolf statue's head.
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    Cereal

    DIANEE 路 1 year ago
  • A black dragon is looking to the left with an annoyed face. The text overlayed on the image says "When someone puts milk first then cereal."
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  • Adulthood

    hayden green 路 3 years ago
  • quit comical

    The image shows a slide with the title "Dinka Scar Patterns". There are three headshots of Dinka men on the left side, all with scarification on their face, and a close-up headshot of another man on the right with similar markings. The text reads: "Initiation marks a young man's passage from boyhood to adulthood. Initiation means he no longer does a boy's work of milking, tethering the cattle, and corting dung. Initiation is marked by mutilation - tribal marks of several parallel lines or V-shaped marks - are scarified onto the youth's forehead."
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    Furry

    Anonymous 路 2 years ago
  • furrys understand

    The meme contains 3 images. At the top is a picture of the Capitoline Wolf statue. The middle image contains the Fur Affinity website logo and a furry. The third image is a drawing of a furry with the text "MEGA Milk" on the shirt. There are reaction pictures to the right.
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  • Platypus

    big [fire] balls 路 1 year ago
  • A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."
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    Cow

    Anonymous 路 6 years ago
  • What do you get from a dwarf cow?

    Condensed milk.

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