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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a close-up of a character from the Mortal Kombat video game with its skin torn off. The text on the image reads "When the voices bet me a cigar that I can't tear my skin off." Below the image is the text "THESCHIZOPHRENIC WINS", followed by "FLAWLESS VICTORY."

arsonisfun

Real

Thank you God
2011
for not making me
attracted to feet

Anonymous

HAS 24 HOUR LIFESPAN
SPENDS 18 OF THOSE
HOURS AROUND ME

Anonymous

stay behind me kitten...
it's gonna get wild

Anonymous

Me acting shocked when my poor
decisions lead to negative outcomes

Anonymous

NEW CAR
1
NEW ME

A Star Wars Fan

EURO 2024
Group B:
You are the nothing just because you won
a world cup it do not make you any strong I
will beatings your a's so much why don't
you just surrender to me I deserving this
cup more than you
Group A:
If yuo give me victory
I give you
Euromoney!
Hihi, very happy to play
with you guys
E-euromoney...
I think I brought the wrong ball, lads...
ZAT IS CORRUPTION!
AND IT BE MEIN MONEY!
Group E:
Ok I know you having reaaaally
bad time, but havings you
consider that I really really wanna
win?
I will win this
year je swear
I always get
top stats-
NOBODY
CARES OF
UEFA STATS
***

A Star Wars Fan

INFINITY PANEL BE LIKE..
CEF
Yes?
AN
CHRIS!
Sup?
Yow?
UHM.. THE MUSCULAR ONE.
Oops
Thats me
No that's me.
FINE! THE ONE PLAYING PETER.
Yeah?
COM
OH DANG IT! NOT YOU TOM What did i do?
ATI

Heroin Monkey

The genie looking at me after I wished for all
suicidal people to be immortal

A Star Wars Fan

My Friends
Me, sending them
meme's at 3 am

Anonymous

Black
2h ago
Q :
They caught me peeping in their room
funny.co

Anonymous

POLO
10:02
ME AND FREDDY FAZBEAR HAD A BABY!!!
*MEET OUR BABY*
elisocray 268K views 3 years ago

A Star Wars Fan

Teacher Give me
your dictionary
Kid named Tionary:

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

I HAVE TO RUN AS IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!
FAST AS I CAN
TOA RANDOMLY
SELECTED OTHER ROOM THEY'LL SURELY BLAME THE DOG
ANTIS DAT CHIKIN
OMG! OMG
LET ME EAT YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME!
FOR MEEZ?
I CAN CHANGE.....

Anonymous

SafeFit
Alerts other
drivers that
there is a child
in the car
•Features lovable
Sesame Street
characters
•Easily suctions
to inside of rear
e window
or
•Glow-in-dark
message for safe,
nighttime drivi
SESAME STREET
Glow In The Dark
Safety Sign
Tells The World You've Got
A Special Package On Board.
CTW
3-
SESAME STREET
DRIVE SAFELY!
Nothing
Tickles
Me
More!!
SafeFit
*Henson. Sesame Street and the Sesame
Street Sign are registered trademarks
and service marks of CTW.
2+
BUNSHAF
especially
for baby
BABY'S
PHOTO ALBUM
Casino
Eagles

Jazzy💕

Me bitchhhhhhhhh

guess who's feeling extra emotionally
unstable today

Jazzy💕

Falling out of the seat hitting the desk

"It's not that funny"
Me and my friend:

Jazzy💕

ehehhe everything.

Ka RI
1d
THEM: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??
ME: NOTHING.
>
>

Jazzy💕

Bet. I'm out hoes🖕

Teacher: Next person that laughs can
leave.
*Friend looks at me"
Me:

Heroin Monkey

bad things to say when
you nut
⚫ whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo
⚫ it's slime time
⚫ have some brogurt
• a shot of goo from me to you
gonna splurt the 'gurt

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