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Raptor

#relatable!!!!

The image shows a black wolf with red eyes and sharp teeth, looking angry. Above the wolf it says "Sit at front of class" and below it says "Furiously masturbate".

Heroin Monkey

A man smiles in two panels, the first with a raised index finger, and the second with a smirk. Above the first panel, the text says: "In Swedish, the word 'gråtrunka' means to cry while masturbating." Below the second panel, the text says: "The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker."

Heroin Monkey

NEWS
Pantless driver dies
after being ejected
through his sunroof
while masturbating
to porn on a
cellphone when the
car crashed and
rolled over

Heroin Monkey

These guys say women YouTubers
can't go to heaven because men have
masturbated over them
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Rubbed one out for them, now no
one goes to heaven.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a picture of a galaxy with an arrow pointing to a specific area of the galaxy with the text 'You are here furiously masturbating'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with three cats and text on a pink and blue gradient background. The text reads: "Masturbation is necrophilia if you're dead inside. ...halt." The first cat is on the left, sitting upright. The second cat, at the top right, wears a police uniform. The third cat is fainter, at the bottom right.

Anonymous

best last comment ever

A screenshot of a comment that says: "Amy's gonna masturbate to a video of may masturbating."

Heroin Monkey

A cat turns its head in surprise, with a shadowy figure in the background. Text above reads: "What's the wildest place you've masturbated in??" Text below reads: "Turn around."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text in white font on a grey background. It reads: "If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues. B. Is frigid. C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus."

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Anonymous

Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?

A poster on a wooden pole reads "Pleasuring yourself with a vape? Try masturbation instead. Masturbation alone or with a friend is a great safe alternative to vaping." There is also a website "WhatsInAVape.com" and "THE REAL COST" on the poster.

Chri5

Hol up

The image shows a four-panel comic strip followed by a screenshot from the game "Among Us". In the first four panels, a man is shown sitting at a table on four different "free days": "tobacco free day", "alcohol free day", "coffee free day", and "masturbation free day". In each panel, he has a smoking object in his mouth. The fifth panel is a screenshot of the "Among Us" game, showing an "Emergency Meeting". Text on the image says, "EMERGENCY MEETING" and "Calera".

peanut butter

roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn

A close-up of Shrek smiling with a slight smirk. He's green with red eyes, wearing a brown vest. The background shows blurry green trees and bright light.