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Market Memes

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Ebay

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".

Big Stinkin' James

A photograph of a clothing rack at a store with the text: "Clearance $7" on a yellow sign. The shirt on the right displays a digital art image of a monkey wearing a military cap.

Captain Obvious

A man in a suit and ski mask stands in front of a stock chart with an upward arrow. A speech bubble contains the text "Money is able to buy stuff".

A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack. There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.

A picture of Bert and Ernie at a stand with a sign saying "APPLES 5¢". The text below says, "Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors' families into poverty."

A Twitter post by Donald Trump with the text "Stock market hits another high with spirit and enthusiasm so positive. Jobs outlook looking very good! #MAGA" accompanied by a picture with two furry cartoon characters and the text "FEMBOYS RULE". This is followed by another Twitter post by Donald Trump replying to the first post "I am terribly sorry that is the wrong photo".

:/

A meme shows a text with "Our target market is men and women, ages 18-75." followed by "Marketing Agency:". The image shows the character Michael Scott from "The Office" looking puzzled with the word "WHAT?" on top.

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, there's a yellow character behind a blue stand labeled 'FUCK' with 'FUCKS4SALE' on top. The character asks, "dray want sum fucks?" A black character wearing a doctor's coat responds, "shur shadi". In the second panel, the yellow character is shown up close with text that says, "2 bad cuz i jest dunt giv a fuck".

the taste of mommy's milk

The image shows nine variations of Mona Lisa. Each version of the Mona Lisa is labeled. The first is a sketch labeled "MVP". The second is a more detailed painting labeled "Product's Goal". The third is a darker painting labeled "Market Needs". The fourth is pixelated labeled "Development's Understanding". The fifth has a buzzcut labeled "Beta We Think We Released". The sixth has messy hair labeled "Beta We Did Release". The seventh is dressed in a medieval costume labeled "What Sales Sold". The eighth is wearing sunglasses and holding a drink labeled "Post-Beta Update". The ninth is a distorted painting labeled "Launched Product".

Cheesy Meme Of The Day!

The image shows a meme. The top half has a photo of many wheels of cheese piled up, while the bottom half shows a person with cheese slices photoshopped into his eyes, looking eager. The text on the image says, "ME IN THE CHEESE DEPARTMENT. I'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM."

facts

A man is thinking and the text says: "No one can steal your marketing plan if you don't have a marketing plan."

I you know what i mean

A Minecraft villager is on the left side of the image. The background shows a stock chart with numbers, blue downward arrows and an orange upward arrow. Three green emeralds are on the up-pointing arrow. The text "HRRRR" is in the bottom middle.

taxes in mine craft be like

A villager from Minecraft stands on the left side of the image with an upward trending graph behind him and green emeralds rising on a red arrow. The text "HRRRRR" is written in blocky letters.

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

on god

The image shows Snoop Dogg looking relaxed and holding a lit cigarette. The text above reads: 'ME: I HOPE GAS PRICES DON'T GET ANY HIGHER. GAS PRICES:'.