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Sex

295 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A meme featuring text that says "When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue" above a motion-blurred image of a man in a red tank top and black shorts running away rapidly through a green background.

Raccoon

85 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A raccoon standing upright on its hind legs. Red arrows point to its fur and legs with the labels "Featherless" and "Biped". At the bottom, a large caption in red and black text reads "THIS IS A MAN".

Chicken

73 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A parody illustration of the "Think Mark" meme from the animated series Invincible. It features Diogenes, depicted as a muscular man with a white beard in a white toga, kneeling over a beaten Plato. Diogenes is holding a plucked, pink chicken in one hand and pointing at his head with the other, shouting at Plato. The background features ancient Greek columns under a dusk sky. The text above them reads: "You can't just define man as 'featherless bipeds'! I mean look at this chicken I just plucked! Does this featherless biped look like a man to you?! THINK PLATO THINK!"

Gift

172 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

Merry eve of Christmas

A lit green candle in a glass jar sits on a wooden surface. The text at the top of the image says "Men are so hard to shop for". The label on the candle reads "Cigarettes and Gasoline Candle" and includes simple line-art icons of a smoking cigarette and a jerrycan of gasoline.

Character

37 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

An anime character, depicted as a catboy with black hair, cat ears, and a tail, is wearing a light grey hoodie and looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says, 'yes im manly wdym'.

Mouth

75 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A deep-fried meme featuring a muscular, screaming man with a metal coat hanger in his mouth. The text overlay reads: 'IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME PUTTING METAL COAT HANGERS IN MY MOUTH, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM PERFECTLY IRON FLAVORED?'. In the background, there are images of Brian Griffin from Family Guy holding a wine glass, Sonic the Hedgehog, and flame icons. The man's expression is intense, suggesting a profound or humorous revelation.

Space Marine

201 views · Willy b · 4 months ago

A drawing of a Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine, depicted as an Imperial Fist in yellow power armor, holding a glowing power hammer and raising a clenched fist in a commanding gesture. The overlaid text reads: "Give that man a fortified position!"

President

90 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A screenshot of a Duolingo language learning exercise. On the left is a cartoon man with a blue turban and a large black beard. The instruction at the top says 'NEW WORD' and 'Translate this sentence'. The Japanese sentence to be translated is '大統領はもうけることばかり考える男だ。'. Below it, the correct English translation is formed with word bubbles: 'The president is a man who only thinks about making money'.

Adolf Hitler

37 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A man with a short, dark mustache and hair parted to the side, resembling Adolf Hitler, is sitting at a table in a cafe, resting his chin on his hand. Across from him, a smiling blonde woman looks towards him. Another person is partially visible behind the man. The text above them reads, "Ts couple looks so happy" accompanied by two smiling face emojis and a peace sign emoji.

Woman

41 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A diagram illustrating reasons why dating is supposedly hard for men. On the left, six pink female stick figures are shown. On the right, five blue male stick figures. Arrows point from all six female figures towards the top male figure, who is labeled "A man who takes a shower everyday, exercises himself and focuses on self-improvement." Below this figure, in descending order, are other male figures labeled: "Misogynist", "Tate fan", "Serbian ultranationalist", "Albanian crypto scammer", and "Romanian." The overall post title from the user is "Men are staying single because..." and the diagram title is "Why dating is hard for guys?".

Math

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A screenshot of the FL Studio interface, which is a dark gray grid. On this grid, a graph is plotted using bright green rectangular blocks, forming a Cartesian coordinate system with X and Y axes. The mathematical function F(x)=x is plotted as a diagonal line through the origin, also made of green blocks. The text "F(x)=x" is spelled out in green blocks to the left of the Y-axis. At the top, a caption reads, "man plotting graphics in fl studio is too hard 😭".

Headphone

51 views · Lil’ bro · 5 months ago

A man with dark hair, an undercut, and headphones, wearing a purple t-shirt. He is looking at the viewer and making a heart shape with his hands. To his right, the text 'don't Svbau' is written in a stylized font, next to a partially visible red and white striped candy cane heart. The background is a blurry outdoor scene, possibly wintery.

Boy

26 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

Rocket

22 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A distorted, unsettling image of a man in a suit with large, bulging eyes, a rocket visible in the background, and the text "HE FUCKED THE ROCKET" in red, pixelated letters. The image has a glitchy, analog horror aesthetic. Below this image, a tweet from "Starships Forward Flaps" asks, "can someone make nasa analogue horror".

Forklift

17 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A tall, blonde woman in black armor, Sergeant Calhoun, is looking down with a smirk at a small, young man in a blue uniform and cap, Fix-It Felix Jr., who looks confused. The text above them reads, "Sooo you're forklift certified huh?"

Stalin

72 views · Swf · 5 months ago

A painting of Joseph Stalin in a military uniform is on the left. On the right, text reads: "When I said I support equal voting rights, I meant men shouldn't vote either." - Stalin

Porn

88 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.

Doctor

38 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A meme featuring two classical paintings side-by-side. On the left, an old man in a dark robe and cap holds up a small glass of amber liquid, examining it with a pleased expression. On the right, the same man sips the liquid from the glass, looking very content and amused. The text above reads, "the doctor after i pee in that little cup".

Father

70 views · Willy b · 5 months ago

A two-panel image featuring Captain Kirk and a woman. In the top panel, the woman, looking distressed, says, "My father is mad you took my virginity." Captain Kirk is partially visible in the background, wearing a yellow shirt with "Captain Kink Man Myth Legend" written on it. In the bottom panel, Captain Kirk, with a smirk, looks at the woman and says, "Tell him it won't happen again." The woman looks somber beside him. The image includes a 'CocoFun' watermark.

Violence

34 views · Lil’ bro · 5 months ago

A man with a mustache is laughing hysterically with one arm raised as if to strike, standing behind a distressed woman who is covering her ears and cringing. The text 'bap me up' is overlaid on the bottom of the image.

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