Listening Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Symptom

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Friendship

true though

The image shows two side-by-side images of Gordon Ramsay. The left image shows him talking to a girl and says: 'So I'm not leaving until you laugh'. The right image shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking angry and says: 'Hey, panini head, are you even listening to me?' Above the two pictures is the text: 'how I spoke to my best friend when we first met vs how I speak to her now.'

Teacher

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

A series of small drawings show the character Hornet from Hollow Knight in different situations. She is saying "SHAW!!!" in one. Another says "To Shaw... or not to Shaw..." Another has the text "This isn't a cookie...!" A text bubble says "No fingies". One drawing shows two Hornets stacked on top of each other. Another has the text "No voice to cry suffering." One has her sitting in a treasure chest, saying "SCHLURP." In the last, Hornet is standing in front of a taller character, with text saying "Kids, where did my Geo go? ...Are you even listening?"

View

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Story

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Memes

WTF is this?

muffin
18 Sep 2023, 8:52am
i was listening to mcr and my mom walked in so i switched the tab to gay porn cause thats less
embarrasing
Reply 77

Song

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".

Exclamation

Bear

A screenshot from an explanation of a meme. The text says: "Explanation Experiment Explain Bear. Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is so bad it's good, or maybe it's just plain bad. The punchline is that Explain bear is gay. So what? Also, it is confirmed (wink)."

Video Game

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

Million

L

Government

A multi-panel image featuring stills from "The Lord of the Rings" movies, with overlaid text. The first panel shows a cloaked figure asking, "Who are you?" The second panel shows Aragorn declaring, "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor." The third panel shows the cloaked figure replying, "I didn't vote for you." The fourth panel shows Aragorn stating, "I was given Andúril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell." The fifth panel shows the cloaked figure responding, "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." The sixth panel shows Aragorn yelling, "Shut up!" The final panel shows the cloaked figure shouting, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Identity

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

Breakup

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".

Vibe

A young man with a beard, wearing a hoodie, smiles slightly while looking at the camera. He appears relaxed, leaning against a surface. Text overlays the bottom part of the image: The vibe when I'm listening to Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church W

Music

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

Insult

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

Definition

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Spotify

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.