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Liquid Memes

Adolf kitler

A white cat is sitting in a transparent glass bowl. The text says, "Cats are liquids". Then it quotes the definition of liquid and says, "That's it. So cats are liquid."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".

Anonymous

A building with a sign that reads "LIQUID ZOO" and the text "Pretty sure the word you're looking for is aquarium."

Toast ツ

Lex Luthor injecting his arm with a green liquid using a black and grey device. The text reads: "Why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his cock with liquid Kryptonite and rape Superman in front of everyone?"

Geiger

The image shows a man with a bald head and a green collared shirt getting sprayed in the face with a liquid from an off-screen source. The text at the top of the image reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter:". There are jars and bottles with Santa hats on the table.

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a flooded room with brown liquid. The caption reads: "not to brag but I'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline." There is a TikTok username visible in the bottom right corner: @luka.x13

Heroin Monkey

A can of a lime green drink with a silver top is shown from a top-down angle. There is red liquid around the opening of the can. The text on the image says: "Ran out of lotion". There is a skull emoji in the lower left, and an instagram handle in the bottom right corner.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."

Heroin Monkey

A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".

Anonymous

How I feel about Fletcher <3

The image shows a set of eight jars, each labeled with a different adjective. The jars appear to be filled with a red liquid, and some of them are overflowing. The labels are: Pretty, Caring, Funny, Kind, Perfection, Annoying, Romantic, and the last is not entirely visible. The text at the top reads: "How I see him".

T.walk1992

water

A drawing of Hagrid's head emerging from the water. The word "Water" is written in white text at the bottom left of the image.

freddyfatbear

bruh

A cartoon image shows a man squirting a liquid into a child's face, with the text "ME DURING PANDEMIC" at the top.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Dawson Maxey

A man is sitting in a bathtub filled with brown liquid. The text above him reads: "Never trust a fart."