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My princess choice

The image is a four-panel meme. In the top left panel, a person is shown with their hand up, rejecting something with text saying: "oh hell no, ugly, she's a butt". In the top right panel, Princess Peach is shown. In the bottom left panel, the same person is shown with a positive expression and a small image of Mirabel saying: "ahh that's more like it, beautiful. She's Mirabel". In the bottom right panel, Princess Daisy is shown.

Anonymous

The image is a screenshot of a tweet that says: "mfs be like 'stop dickriding' idgaf im bouncin and creamin all up on it now what?"

Anonymous

A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Anonymous

"Why do you love being a woman?"
@sourpsycho
Women are like bacon. They smell good,
They taste good, and they will kill you slowly

Blach66.1

A news report on a space mission failure with the headline "Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crashes into Moon" and the text "Do you blame it? Like it is Russian after all" above the news report. The news source is BBC.

BellaTrix

A group of people in sports uniforms, with one in the middle wearing a helmet and additional padding. The text overlay reads "IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DRESSES LIKE THIS, HE'S PROBABLY A KEEPER".

blach66

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

Anonymous

Bear

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, two figures stand outside a wall, looking at a bear sitting inside a walled area. The first figure says, "They can't be happy being locked up like that!" In the second panel, the second figure replies, "I dunno... all their needs are taken care of. Food, shelter, healthcare. They don't have to do anything." The third panel shows the same figure thinking. The last panel shows both figures looking at the bear.

LoserIsPro

I like walking

A green cartoon character with a black face and line for legs, and arm, is walking. The text “WHEN YOU WALKIN’” is on top.

wheelchair creed

I really like

The image shows an old fashioned illustration of a person in a wheelchair with the text "I REALLY LIKE LONG ROMANTIC WALKS IN THE PARK" in decorative font.

kenna

Your first date be like:

Two neon pink and yellow hearts hanging against a wall, a bouquet of flowers and a white vase are on a table in the foreground. The pot has the words FLOW - & - GARDE on it.

Harpersphone

Yk what the worst type of breakup is

The image contains text on a dark background that reads: "Yk what's the worst type of breakup? The breakup where y'all weren't even dating, but they made you feel special, flirted with you, cared for your emotions and mental problems, and then left like it was nothing to them."

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

How a regular Valentines day goes:

A drawing shows a tall character with a gray color palette wearing a winter hat and jacket, holding a pink box of chocolate. Speech bubbles near the character say, "hope she'll like it" and "chocolate". Next to this character is another, smaller character with pink hair whose speech bubble says, "Happy white Valentine!!" and "waht! up vuv?" There are some decorative pink hearts and squiggles around the image.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

When you have a baby that likes water then changed their mind:

A baby is walking away from a bucket of water in a garden. There is a trampoline and a hose in the background.

GG Miller

An image of Spiderman with a red brick wall behind him. He is standing with his arms stretched out and looks like he's dancing. The text says "I'VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER".

Wade

Top 10 greatest anime fights

A video thumbnail shows Deadpool facing a large army of red Uganda Knuckles in a vast empty landscape. The text says "OMG!" and "DEADPOOL vs 300.000 UGANDA KNUCKLES - Ultimate Epic Battle...". Uploaded on March 1, 2018. It has 1.39M views and 45.1K likes.

LoserIsPro

lol

The image shows two CDs, each next to each other like eyes on a face. Above, the text says, "I have a bunch of old albums. Would you like 2 CDs? - yeah sure" and below the text says, "To see Deez Nuts!"

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

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