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PACKG0D
1 year ago
The meme shows a man in two different emotional states. In the top half, he's smiling with wide eyes. In the bottom half, he is crying with tears streaming down his face.  The top half says "Kid" and the bottom says "ney Failure."
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  • Alastor Wade.
    1 year ago

    Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

    The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison between modern and ancient Sith. The modern Sith are depicted as whiny and emotional, lamenting about being stuck in a machine and having their superweapon destroyed. The ancient Sith are portrayed as stoic and embracing pain, declaring "TO PAIN IS TO LIVE, AND BOY, AM I LIVING!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows the development of a person through four stages of life. In the first picture, the figure is an old man with a hat standing next to a door, the second picture is a man sitting on a chair with a question mark, and the third picture is a man kneeling with a stressed expression, the last picture is a boy drawing on an easel. The text "It starts with" is at the top.  The text "one thing" is near the beginning. The text "I don't know why" is above the next picture. The text "It doesn't even matter how hard you try" is above the last picture.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A box for a sex toy called a "Breadstick dildo" with the brand name "Love Garden". The box has a picture of a woman yawning. The box contains claims like "long battery life," "100% silicone," and "four speed settings."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows Batman with the text "Childhood is when you idolize Batman." The second panel shows the Joker with the text "Adulthood is when you realize cheese is really expensive."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man working on a waterbed with the text "LIFE HACK: If you fuck a corpse on a waterbed, it feels like they are participating. You're welcome." The second panel shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking disgusted.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A blurry image of a man running, with the text 'When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue.' at the top.
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  • Toast ツ
    1 year ago

    Guys only want two things in life

    A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運 世界在我裡面展開 你完成了我的命運 光環走 你重按我的命運 倒帶我們可以 你補充我的位置 你補充我的位置 來救我
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Costco advertisement shows a large casserole with text "NEW! 3 ACRE CASSEROLE. Feeds 10,000!". Below is a news headline: "Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."
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  • Nateツ
    1 year ago
    A man in a pink shirt stands near a body of water with a city in the background. The text on the image says "how's your life going?" and "This is a river of my tears."
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  • NIFFTY
    1 year ago

    yaaaaa

    A split image of a chihuahua. On the left, it's snarling with teeth bared and the text says "My voice in real life". On the right, it's smiling sweetly and the text says "My customer service voice".
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  • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    A purple character with a mustache is standing in front of a background with a palm tree and an ocean. The text says: "What was your childhood like?"
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Wade, What did you do? You're grounded for life.

    A stylized image of Deadpool in a police lineup. Above him is the word "WANTED." He is holding a sign that reads "DEADPOOL" and below that a number "8308 7353".
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  • 𝕽𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖈𝖍
    1 year ago

    Fantasy

    The image has the text "Is this the real life, or just a..." above a letter C created from Fanta cans.
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  • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison of how the brain records memories. Good memories are shown in a box with a video resolution of 144p, and cringe memories are shown in a box with a video resolution of 4320p 8k.
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  • Chexers
    1 year ago
    A man with a beanie and headphones looks to the side. The text on the image reads: "Me saying 'It is what it is' after going through the most traumatic situation of my entire life."
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  • Chexers
    1 year ago

    daily reminder

    Three cartoon frogs are shown in a row. The first frog looks sad. The second frog is drinking from a water bottle. The third frog is giving a thumbs up. Below the frogs, the text says: "Don't forget to drink water so you can stay HYDRATED while you SUFFER."
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