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Jesus Christ
1 year ago
The image shows a cartoon of Jesus floating on clouds with the text 'You are all disappointments'. The background is black with a yellow moon behind Jesus and some star-like shapes.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a split panel featuring two figures. On the left is a depiction of Jesus with a halo, and the text “Stop asking for automatic rifles and goth girls.” On the right is a Wojak character looking upset and the text “please J-man”.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A painting of Jesus with his arms outstretched. In the middle of the picture there are two drawings of characters, one of Satan as Soyjak and one of Jesus as Chad. The text reads, "As you can see, Satan, I portrayed you as Soyjak and me as Chad. You and your legions have been defeated once again. L+cope+seethe+touch light."
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  • αmy
    1 year ago

    will someone be my valentine

    The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A digital art piece shows the Mona Lisa sitting on a black leather couch with 5 Jesus statues behind her.
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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    YAYYYY

    The image shows a list of quotes from different people arguing about whose idol is stronger, starting with "My Idol likely could beat urs in a fight", which leads to a discussion on if Godzilla or Jesus would win.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A painting of Jesus with a ray of light coming from him towards a woman kneeling before him. The text says: "JESUS. Ray that turns you into French for your sins. Woman crying because she doesn't want to be French."
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  • αmy
    2 years ago

    pinkie pie vs jesus who y’all betting on

    A photo shows two individuals in costume facing each other, ready to fight. One is dressed as Pinkie Pie from "My Little Pony", and the other is dressed as Jesus, with a white robe and brown hair. They are in a hallway with other people in the background.
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  • 10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥
    2 years ago
    A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.
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  • Wade
    2 years ago

    Nacho Jesus

    A nacho chip with the face of Jesus on it, highlighted with a golden glow.
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  • Chriss
    2 years ago

    Jesus put the forgis on the jeep

    The image shows two separate scenes. The top scene shows an illustration of Jesus with long brown hair and a light pink robe, holding a book and looking to the side. Behind him are blurred figures, suggesting a crowd. The bottom scene features two cartoon characters, one a shirtless man with dark hair and the other a man in a hat and suit, looking shocked next to a black statue of a woman. These scenes are presented as two separate frames within the same image.
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  • randomone
    2 years ago

    How to counter attack jesus christ

    The image shows a four-panel split image. The first panel shows a portrait of Jesus Christ. The second panel shows a closeup of a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking determined. The third panel shows a hammer and several nails. The fourth panel shows a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking shocked and scared with his eyes wide open and his mouth gaping.
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  • Bozo
    2 years ago
    A 3D rendering of Jesus holding a basketball. The text on the image says "repost if jesus ballin".
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  • Its Just Me :)
    2 years ago

    me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:

    The image is blurry and dark, it shows a person with their face close to the camera, the text above the image says "me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:"
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  • T.walk1992
    2 years ago
    The image shows two adjacent billboards. One billboard on the left has a bright yellow background with the text "ADULT VIDEO" in black letters. The billboard on the right features a picture of Jesus with a stern look on his face. The text on this billboard reads "JESUS IS WATCHING" and, in smaller print, "The Roman Catholic Church of San Angelo".
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    Tucker
    2 years ago
    The image shows a painting of Jesus with an extremely muscular physique. He is wearing a white tank top and is sitting at a table with a pot labeled "100% GAIN". The text at the bottom reads: "Jesus after lifting my sins."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago

    Do you like my clash of clans user?

    The image shows a screenshot from the mobile game Clash of Clans. The user profile is displayed, with the username "Jesus" and a level of 13. The profile is part of the "Pink Clan". The player's troops and base stats are also visible.
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  • Chri5
    2 years ago

    It says the truth

    A picture of Jesus with one finger pointing to the viewer and his other hand showing a thumbs up. The text on the image says "GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!".
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