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Willy b · 1 month ago

Water

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Hydrate guys

An anime drawing of a person with dark hair and a yellow headband drinking enthusiastically from a plastic water bottle. The person has a pleased expression, and droplets of water are visible around their mouth. The words 'GULP GULP' are next to their mouth. At the top of the image, the text reads 'this is not a meme,' and at the bottom, 'drink your goddamn water.'

Hammer

Big Jim · 7 months ago

It could be if you believe

Cash

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from 'Daily Noud' stating, 'Tyler, The Creator just found out the tooth fairy is not real. He was reportedly upset after waking up to no cash under his pillow.' Below the text are two images side-by-side. On the left, a photo of a man, Tyler, The Creator, wearing a baseball cap and a pinstriped shirt, looks with a confused or displeased expression. On the right, a cartoon illustration of a tooth fairy with blonde hair, a tiara, blue dress, and wings, holding a magic wand and a tooth, floating on a cloud under a crescent moon.

T-shirt

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A person is seen from behind at an airport security checkpoint, likely going through a scanner. They are wearing a black T-shirt with the word "OSAMA" in red letters at the top. Below that is a cartoonish image of Osama bin Laden wearing a turban and a yellow shirt, standing behind DJ turntables. Below the image, the text "SPIN LA" is visible in red. A TSA officer in uniform is visible in the foreground, facing away, interacting with the traveler. A Snapchat caption at the bottom reads: "My man is not coming onboard with ts on 💀".

Crayon

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A cartoon drawing of a man with an orange head, beard, and glasses. He wears a white t-shirt that says "I HATE" in black text above the word "Fun" in rainbow colors. He holds a bunch of multi-colored crayons in his left hand. Below the drawing is a screenshot of a tweet from user Gurt stating, "nuclear warfare is not based millions on innocent people will die". The tweet source is @SteyrACR_real.

Fire

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Ketchup

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

cane sauce

A person holds a bucket full of french fries. The text above the bucket says: "Ketchup is NOT available. What would you dip these fries in?"

Alcohol

Willy b · 1 year ago

A man with dark hair, wearing a light colored shirt and khaki shorts sits on a couch. He has a glass in his hand. Text overlayed on the image reads, "Alcohol is not the answer, it's just makes you forget the question." - Charlie Harper -

Kid

Why should you care · 1 year ago

this is me

The image features a still from the movie Anchorman, showing Ron Burgundy, played by Will Ferrell, sitting at a desk in a blue suit with a striped tie, holding a beer bottle. The text in white font above and below him reads: 'LET'S BE HONEST. HOMESCHOOLING MY KID IS NOT GOING TO MAKE HER WEIRD. I'M HER MOTHER... SHE WAS DOOMED FROM THE START.'

Tweet

Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

Party

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cartoon image showing a boy named Greg standing with his arms outstretched, looking surprised or frustrated. Two adults stand behind him looking upset. On the ground is another boy lying flat, apparently the result of the party misunderstanding. The text bubble above Greg says: "I swear, I tried to tell him a Diddy party is not a regular party."

Windows

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

Kid

CallMeLyxi · 1 year ago

Bro, me

A meme showing a closeup of Grogu (Baby Yoda) looking up with a slightly mischievous expression. Above Grogu, white text on a black background reads: "Apparently referring to screaming kids in a store as 'Semen Demons' is not publicly acceptable, Who knew?"

Self-defense

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

The image features a news headline stating, 'Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: Shoot them yourselves.' Below the headline, several handguns are displayed. The bottom part shows a character holding a pistol from a video game with the text 'we can't expect God to do all the work.'

Idea

Anonymous · 2 years ago

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Body

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of Cristiano Ronaldo with a smug smile. Above him, there is text saying: "when my car gets stolen but realise the body in the trunk is not my problem anymore."

Toothpaste

R3Y · 2 years ago

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Shrek

biscuit · 2 years ago

shrek has a potato for a nose

An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.

Relationship

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A painting of Romeo and Juliet on a balcony, with text on the right side. The text reads: 'Romeo & Juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13yr old and a 17yr old that caused 6 deaths. Sincerely, Everyone Who Actually Read It.'

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