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Anonymous

some of yalls kids got some BIG ass
heads
3:40 PM - 12/25/21 - Twitter for iPhone
1,017 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 20.2K Likes
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ZERO™M @xclsvZERO. 21h
Replying to @sneerid
my lil cousin head is CRAZY ngl
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@sneerid 20h
nigga coulda worded this way better
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the taste of mommy's milk

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A close-up photo of a cat looking up with its head slightly tilted back. The text on the image reads "POV: Your iPhone when you try to open it using FaceID."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post from user 'wanye' with the text, "uno is based on luck unless I win then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius." The date of the tweet is 20/07/2020.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from BCC News shows the text "BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has escaped to the sea." Below this text is an image of Boris Johnson running into the ocean on a beach.

Anonymous

Waurny_PIZZIC
I hate it when I say "suck my dick"
and people say "oH bUt yOu Don't
hAvE a Dick" you fools. Blithering
idiots. I mean my soul dick. My
metaphorical penis. I don't have a
physical penis protruding from my
body but the aura is there. Suck my
spirit dick, peasant.
7:13 AM 13/03/2019 from Portland, OR.
Twitter for iPhone
35.7K Retweets 106K Likes

Anonymous

Beeb
@beebinton
mfs be like "stop dickriding" idgaf im
bouncin and creamin all up on it now
what?
9:34 AM 9/15/21 Twitter for iPhone
331 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 4.665 Likes
Adeftiones dury

Anonymous

nova >
@slapnova
aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im
healing
7:21 PM 09/01/2022 Twitter for iPhone
428 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 4,052 Likes

Anonymous

*♡+:。 grvyrd。.:*☆
@graveyarddkidd
my birthstone is crystal meth
8:27 PM - 2020-03-16 Twitter for iPhone

RapBoat 2

A tweet saying "Chance the rapper dropped 'The Big Day' And America responded by having 3 straight mass shootings."

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

My “rich” classmates be like with their PS5, XBOX, and latest IPhones :

Heroin Monkey

@smilingnodding
lyft driver is going double the speed
limit has a check engine light on and is
blasting slipknot. I immediatly took the wheel,
crashed the car and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD
#deathtoallposers
3:19 AM 2022-03-21 Twitter for iPhone
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