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Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A black and white portrait of actor Willem Dafoe looking intense and slightly menacing. White text overlaid on the bottom reads: 'movie nerds when you like interstellar instead of ковер плесень made in 1902 with a budget of $12.39:'.

Police Officer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"

Cheese

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

ChEesE

A dark, blurry image of a creepy, orc-like face. The text says: "The cheese I spilled in the bottom of my oven watching me bake more stuff instead of cleaning it out."

Farm

gyattohio · 1 year ago

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

COVID-19

killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

The image is split into two panels, each featuring a dog with glasses and a turtleneck, with text above. The left panel reads, "me when I call it Tar-jay instead of Target," while the right panel reads, "me when i call it COVID-19 instead of the rona."

Girl

GG Miller · 3 years ago

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Social Interaction

Wade · 2 years ago

Antisocial

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob. In the top panel, Spongebob looks disgruntled with his eyes closed. The text reads: "Asking an employee where the product you're looking for is." In the bottom panel, Spongebob is smiling and pointing with text: "Walking around the store for a half hour looking for it instead of asking."

King

R3Y · 1 year ago

A cartoonish drawing of Monkey D Luffy from One Piece with a dark skin tone and dreadlocks, wearing his signature straw hat, red vest, and blue pants. Text above him reads "Mi like Monkey D Luffy, buh. Instead ah king ah pirates mi gwine bi di king ah WJE."

Mugshot

Willy b · 19 days ago

A screenshot of a news headline about a man jumping from a second-story apartment to escape a date who tried to shoot him for refusing sex. It features a mugshot of a person with short hair. A commenter complains about gender double standards, assuming the mugshot is of the male victim. WBRZ Channel 2 replies in a circled comment, stating that the photo is actually the woman's mugshot.

Language

《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

if you get this i love you

The image shows a comparison between common phrases used in anti-Formula 1 memes and actual phrases used during races. The left column, labeled "Instead of," features phrases like "The race is underway," "I need a new set of tires," "Good job!," "And he has spun!," and "And Leclerc has won the Italian Gp!" The right column, labeled "Say:" offers more authentic race commentary such as "And it's lights out and away we go!," "Bono, my tires are dead," "Get in there, Lewis!," "Spinalla" and "CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX FOR THE SCUDERIA FERRARI! (the most unrealistic one under these circumstances)."

Beer

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man is recording a video with text above his head that reads, "When I ask my son to grab me a beer and he responds with 'How many?' instead of 'But it's 10am on a Tuesday.'"

Guy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two fluffy white animals. The left side shows a fluffy white poodle, the right side shows a larger, seemingly muscular white ferret. Below are the words: "Guy Tries to Buy Toy Poodles, Gets Fluffy, Steroid-Pumped Giant Ferrets Instead". Above the animals a news ticker reads "NUEVA MODALIDAD DE ESTAFA" and "CANICHE TOY O HURON?"

Bookmark

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."

Internet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A comic strip shows a character getting annoyed by the incorrect use of "its" on the internet. He corrects the error and congratulates himself for "fixing" the world.

9/11 jokes

Oscar Lamb · 8 months ago

A black and white image of the New York City skyline, prominently featuring the Twin Towers. Overlaid text asks, "Why were the Twin Towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead, they got plane."

Brain

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

😔

A table titled "Evolving From Violent Language" with two columns. The left column, under the heading "Instead Of", lists phrases with the word "concussion" in them. The right column, under "Say This," offers alternative silly phrases.

Coming out

R3Y · 1 year ago

A selfie of Playboi Carti with red braided hair, a nose ring and several piercings. The text overlay reads: "they said! We want the album to come out but ima! come out instead. I'm gay!" There is a devil emoji with a rainbow after it.

Target

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A dog wearing glasses and a black turtleneck, looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image says: "me when I call it Tar-jay instead of Target."

Case

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

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