Instead memes
bro instead of detos its meat toes
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
Jokes
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.