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Math Teacher

51 views · Heroin Monkey · 28 days ago
A blurry image of a person with glowing eyes, surrounded by streaks of blue and purple light, as if powering up. Above the person, white text reads: "math teachers when i solve 2+2 in my head instead of using their 470 step method called the baboon foreskin factorization:".
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  • Player

    32 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago
    A meme featuring an annoyed-looking, anthropomorphic caterpillar with large blue eyes and a cigarette hanging from its mouth, exhaling smoke. It is perched on a branch. Above the caterpillar, white text on a black background reads: "How Mario Kart Players look at you when you press the Gas button to drive instead of using the Japanese shiddle flick glitch that gives you a 0.2 second headstart."
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  • 9/11 jokes

    191 views · Oscar Lamb · 6 months ago
    A black and white image of the New York City skyline, prominently featuring the Twin Towers. Overlaid text asks, "Why were the Twin Towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead, they got plane."
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  • Movie

    27 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    A close-up photo of actor Don Cheadle, wearing glasses and a dark shirt, looking straight ahead with a serious, almost judgmental expression. Overlayed text reads: "how film majors will look at you when you tell them your favorite movie is fast and furious instead of a 1932 french film about the life of a blade of grass that can only be found in a saudi arabian pawn shop and the british vaults".
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  • Time

    44 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    An illustration of the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland wearing a blue coat and holding a pocket watch. The text overlay reads: How mfs feel after saying "a quarter till 8" instead of 7:75💔
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  • Budget

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A black and white portrait of actor Willem Dafoe looking intense and slightly menacing. White text overlaid on the bottom reads: 'movie nerds when you like interstellar instead of ковер плесень made in 1902 with a budget of $12.39:'.
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  • American

    31 views · Swf · 10 months ago
    A picture of a penguin wearing a red tie looking angrily at the viewer. Text on top reads, "Americans when they see someone using km/h instead of glazed donuts per bald eagle." Text at the bottom in brackets reads "[anger]".
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  • Furry

    524 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."
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  • Bro

    7 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
    An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."
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  • Farm

    37 views · gyattohio · 1 year ago
    A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."
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  • Beer

    6 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
    A man is recording a video with text above his head that reads, "When I ask my son to grab me a beer and he responds with 'How many?' instead of 'But it's 10am on a Tuesday.'"
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  • King

    16 views · R3Y · 1 year ago
    A cartoonish drawing of Monkey D Luffy from One Piece with a dark skin tone and dreadlocks, wearing his signature straw hat, red vest, and blue pants. Text above him reads "Mi like Monkey D Luffy, buh. Instead ah king ah pirates mi gwine bi di king ah WJE."
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  • Coming out

    12 views · R3Y · 1 year ago
    A selfie of Playboi Carti with red braided hair, a nose ring and several piercings. The text overlay reads: "they said! We want the album to come out but ima! come out instead. I'm gay!" There is a devil emoji with a rainbow after it.
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  • Toothpaste

    26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A digital painting depicting a man lying wounded on the ground in front of a burning landscape with a medieval castle in the background. The text above reads: "6 year old me after trying my parents toothpaste instead of my strawberry rainbow unicorn toothpaste."
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  • Soccer

    21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a black and white close up of a man with long dreadlocks and a stern look on his face. The text above the image says, "how P.E. teachers look at you after you wanna play soccer instead of polish mustard tag".
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  • Chance

    17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.
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  • Brain

    2 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago
    A cartoon penguin with a confused expression is superimposed with a translucent image of itself looking like it is phasing out. The text above the penguin reads, "WHEN MY BRAIN GOES ON A LITTLE ADVENTURE," and the text below reads, "INSTEAD OF ATTENDING THE CONVERSATION I'M HAVING."
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  • Bookmark

    1 view · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."
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  • Father

    11 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago
    A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."
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  • Target

    3 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago
    A dog wearing glasses and a black turtleneck, looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image says: "me when I call it Tar-jay instead of Target."
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