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Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

Galokin

The image shows a meme with three panels. In the first, the text says "I delete my comment I worked the last 5 minutes on" next to a meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik". In the second, the text says "I saved it with Control+C" next to the meme man with calm face and the text "Kalm". In the third panel, the text says "I press on Control+C instead of Control+V in the marked area" next to the meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik".

Heroin Monkey

A person is standing in front of a mirror. In the reflection, a yellow cartoon duck is shown instead of the person's reflection. The text above the image reads "visualising in the mirror the man I want to become:".

Heroin Monkey

A screencap of a Pornhub video featuring a man standing in front of six plates of pasta. The title reads "What is the most fuckable pasta? I fucked 6 different pastas to find out!" The video has 134,867 views, an 88% rating, and was posted 10 months ago.

Thoughtless

A four panel cartoon shows a man with a bow and arrow, Robin, taking a bag of gold from a king and stating he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. In the second panel the king states that Robin took all his money and now he is the poor one. In the third panel Robin is looking at a bag of gold stating he is now the rich one and a woman looks at him surprised. In the fourth panel Robin is handing the woman a bag of gold saying sorry but it is only fair.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a comment on Pornhub. The comment reads: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a drawing of a group of people in the background with a dog in the foreground. The text reads: "I am very happy to be here. These people are my friends. I'm glad everyone is having fun. :) I'm a dog. This is great. I'm hungry."

Adolf Nigler

aight I gochu heres da recolered image

In an inverted image, several people wearing pointy hats and white robes stand in a field. Text at the top of the image states, "When the Death-eaters appeared in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A close-up of a brown tabby cat with a slightly annoyed expression, accompanied by the text "can i get uhhhhhh..."

Heroin Monkey

A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."

Willy b

A meme with text on top that reads, "SATAN: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? ME: "I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents." Underneath the text is an image of a black cat with wide eyes.

Anonymous

Two white ducks are standing against a pink sky background. The text on the image says, "Sometimes I think. But then I forget."

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

DIANEE

The image shows two panels of a red armored character with the text “so I took your meme” on the first panel, the same character with the text “but I liked it first because I ain’t an asshole” on the second panel.

Why should you care

The image shows a scene where a cartoon man is crouched over a table with a sad expression. In the text above, a friend asks why the person is sad, the person replies that they lost their job, the friend says they shouldn't feel sad because others have it worse, and then the person in the image emphatically states, 'SAD IS SAD.'

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a job posting with the title 'Head Receiver'. Below it states 'Typically responds within 4', followed by a salary of '$18-$25 an hour', and an 'Easily apply' button.

Nateツ

The image shows the text 'Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:' above a picture of Elmo with flames in the background.

shaylie lol

A meme showing two images of a young boy with a confused look, next to the text "how tf that little voice in my head know all of the lyrics when I don't..."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"

big [fire] balls

A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."

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