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Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying

Three cartoon characters with rectangular yellow heads, wearing black suits, and red sunglasses are shown against a dark background. The middle character has text above his head that says, "I know you need grammar classes."

✌️ⁿᵒʳᵗʰᵉʳⁿ✌️

I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀

The image shows a text conversation between a doctor and a patient. The doctor says "you have three days to live" and the patient replies with a picture of an uno reverse card, followed by the doctor's face with a surprised and slightly distorted look.

GG Miller

only if i had a gun DAMN

A cartoon minion character wearing a gray hoodie and holding two guns, with the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, LOAD, AIM AND FIRE."

GG Miller

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Bozo

The meme shows two images stacked vertically. The top image is a handwritten note that says: "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella." The note is on a lined piece of white paper with purple border. The bottom image is a black and white photo of a man in armor with a Hello Kitty bow on his head.

LoserIsPro

VICTORY ROYALE POKÉMON CARD BE LIKE

A Pokemon card featuring Doodlebob, the white drawing from Spongebob, who is standing with a pencil above Spongebob and Patrick who seem to be knocked out. The text on the card reads "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP STAGE 2 Victory Royale! hahahahahah 150 I hit U meme on u 200 chickennugget weakness +40 resistance -40 fake card".

Toast ツ

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

scooter103u

Who can be my peace

Adolf kitler

The image shows a scene with a Baby Yoda figure holding an orange cat. Above this scene, text reads: "Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash."

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a Nokia phone displaying a message from Tom Riddle, saying "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle. I see you have found my Nokia. Good luck destroying this horcrux." Below this is a picture of Harry Potter with the text "Fuck!"

M3ME G0D

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Heroin Monkey

A young man with blond hair is smiling at the camera. The text above him reads: "How I look at my cab driver after my luggage starts screaming for help."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a male height chart. At the top, for the height of 6'3, 6'2 and 6'1, is a tall robot. For the height of 5'11, 5'10 and 5'9, there's a crying Wojak, with the text "I am six foot!!! I am six foot!!!" under it. For the heights from 5'8 to 5'3, a cute kitten is pictured in a towel.

GG Miller

Always Me

A young boy with a slightly annoyed expression is shown. Above and below the boy are white text boxes saying: "Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help."

Anonymous

English spelling at its finest.

A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The first post reads, "You can't spell 'advertisements' without 'semen' between the 'tits'." The second post asks, "What in the fuck did I just read?" The third post says, "Not all heroes wear capes".

GG Miller

i should say this

A Minion is holding a book, looking slightly annoyed. The text above reads: "Dear Maths Teacher, I am tired of finding your 'x', just move on buddy, she's gone.."

✨Jassy✨

i might die so i definitely will be doing this

The image shows a small, isolated house built on a rock in the middle of a body of water. The text reads, "When you're done with humans".

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

✨Jassy✨

A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."

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