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Mr. Krabs is shown on a golf course in the style of a screenshot from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants." The text above him reads, "Sony: Publishes a live service game that sold well. Also Sony:". The text on the bottom of the image reads, "Wait a minute, I hate PC users".

Anonymous

A screenshot of several usernames and comments. The first comment says, "yummmyy." The second comment says, "deliciouss." The third comment says, "yeah cook the pedos." The fourth comment says, "cuck the pedos >:3."

Anonymous

A boy flexes his arm muscles. Text: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Anonymous

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

Anonymous

An opossum sits in a hole in the ground. Text overlaid on the image reads: "Mentally, I am not well. Physically? Also no. Spiritually? No."

Anonymous

A man is looking to the right in a close up shot. Text above reads: "When you getting tortured by the Cartel but the leader thick ahh Colombian daughter walks in so I gotta withstand the pain so she doesn't get the ick."

Heroin Monkey

A wizard is looking into the distance at a sunset. Above the wizard is text that reads: "alcohol abuse? I would never. I love alcohol."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a mother and daughter are at a bus stop and the daughter says, "Mommy that man bald!". In the second panel, the mother asks the bald man, "Why you bald?" and the man replies, "Hair loss." In the third panel, the daughter laughs and says, "Haha he said loss." In the fourth panel, the man's response is an image of a miscarriage, referencing the meme "Loss."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a first-person view, looking down at the ground, as someone is being dragged. The text on top of the image reads, "Me getting dragged by the corpse I buried at 33°67.E*98'N at 5:32 AM 3/27/2023."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a menacing skeleton with glowing eyes next to a bag of Lay's Salt & Vinegar chips. The text reads, "The government is trying to put chips in people??? I hope I get Lay's Salt & Vinegar."

rapboat

The image is a comparison of Joey Bada$$ and J. Cole in a 2x2 format. Joey Bada$$ is pictured on the left with text below him that reads "Released the best mixtape of 2012", "Can freestyle", "Acted in Mr. Robot", and "I'm a titan, like Zeus I enlighten them". J. Cole is pictured on the right with text below that reads "Released no mixtape in 2012", "Pre-writes his freestyles", "Never acted in Mr. Robot", and "Doesn’t enlighten anybody".

rapboat

The image is a two-panel comic showing examples of appropriate and inappropriate workplace behavior. In the top panel, a man is labeled "APPROPRIATE" and says, "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty (Booty)." A woman at her desk responds, "AWWW, YOU'RE SWEET." In the bottom panel, a man is labeled "INAPPROPRIATE" and says, "Grippy, huh. Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy." The same woman is now on the phone, saying, "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!" The faces of the men are replaced with pictures of the rappers Gunna and J. Cole respectively.

rapboat

The image shows a screenshot of a song by Ken Carson called "i need u." The lyrics are shown with the first part "Where your racks go?" and the second part "Oh, you spent it on hoes, money, drugs, and clothes." with red circles around both parts.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

lol

A picture of Megamind with a harness. The text reads "THAT'S IT. I AM GOING MEGAMIND SEXY."

~MACKEN~

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says they heard the other failed English. The second person responds with typos and grammatical errors like "who telled you?" and "it is unpossible," and "I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away," proving the first person's point. The conversation ends with an exchange of "Okay bye" and "Bye bye. God blast u...!!!"

Adolf kitler

what do I have to do to become a mod?

A cat in a box raises its paw as if it has a question. The image reads: "I has a question..."

bruce

A cartoon image shows a woman with orange hair holding a baby. The text says: "When babies start talking: I just did a boom boom"

Wade

I guess it’s a big deal

The image shows a comparison of two different versions of the video game character Mario from behind. The left version of Mario is slightly larger than the right one. Above them is written: "Aw hell no! Nintendo nerfed Marios damage on goombas!"

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