I Memes - Page 65 - Worst Jokes Ever

Bionicle

The image shows a Bionicle figure next to a container with a picture of the same Bionicle character on the label. The text above the image reads "Me: I am not that old" and "Also me:".

Week

The image shows two figures labeled "before" and "after". The "before" figure is a simple, skinny, white and black toy figure. The "after" figure is a complex, muscular, gold, white, and blue toy figure wielding a large weapon with crystalline blades. Above the two figures it reads: "I got ripped in 3 weeks thanks to the Mask of Creation." Below them it reads: "Click here to find out how."

Mask

A red Bionicle character with a sword is surfing on lava. Above it, the text reads: "Her: Come over. Me: I can't, I'm awakening Mata Nui. Her: I have the Mask of Light. Me:"

Rivalry

I OWN THAT BITCH KSI

The image shows IShowSpeed standing in a red soccer jersey. Lightning is striking from behind him. Another person is lying on the ground at IShowSpeed's feet.

Soul

Always me when I “try” to make conversation :

A cartoon drawing shows a smiling taco with a green top holding a brown, bell-shaped figure with a sad face. Above them the text "Imma eat ur soul" is written.

Shower

me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door

A close-up of a man's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth.

Fnaf game

me when i play fnaf

A picture of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo with a distorted face and the text "ZOINKS" above him.

Friend Group

who else

The image consists of text on a slightly blurred background. The text says: "I hate being the only one in my friend group who is ever on my time and who actually plans things out. I hate that my friends wait for things 'til the very last minute and are ALWAYS late. You're either there before the time or you're late."

School

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."

Sukuna

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The image is a dark background with a small gray square in the center.

Graph

mmm I love desmos

A screenshot of the Desmos graphing calculator interface, showing a 3D graph of a cube made up of several sine and cosine equations. There is a list of the equations on the left and on the right the letters 'z' and 'y' are visible

Game

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Child

A muscular bodybuilder with a very well-defined physique posing for a picture. The text says: "How I think I look like after doing 1 pushup as a child."

Hair

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"

Home

Who else would see this

A cartoon drawing of Spiderman with an elongated head and a disgruntled expression. The text overlay says "SPOODERMAN" on top, and "I WANT TO GO HOME" at the bottom.

Wolf

A cartoon image shows a wolf with a slightly crazed expression putting his arm around a sheep. A speech bubble next to the wolf reads "If you feel sad I can eat you".

Hacker

When Child Hackers Get Caught

A three-panel image showing a child looking hopeful with the text "THEY SAID IF I BOUGHT THE COURSE I'LL BE RICH", followed by a man looking at someone, and finally the man embracing the child on a bench outdoors.

Load

A four-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a car driving on a bridge with a "LOAD LIMIT 10 TONS" sign. In the second panel, the father and child are in a car, the child asks "HOW DO THEY KNOW THE LOAD LIMIT ON BRIDGES, DAD?" The third panel shows the father thinking about a matrix equation and the structural load analysis of a bridge. In the fourth panel, the father, now looking dumbfounded, says: "OH. I SHOULD'VE GUESSED."

Grass

A dog is looking at the camera in front of a field, with the text "OK BRO I TOUCHED GRASS" on top and "SO DO THE HOES JUST COME TO ME NATURALLY OR WHAT" on the bottom.

Tax

A man with a thinking expression in front of a stylized graphic with text that says: "My body is a temple, therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes."