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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Toast ツ

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

M3ME G0D

A red dodgeball is on a green grassy field with two blurry figures in the background.

DaRey1Cray

A close-up of Megamind's face, colored blue with the text: "SHE SAID HER FAVORITE COLOR WAS BLUE SO I BLUE HER UP (ARAB RIZZ)"

Milli

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The image is split into two sections. The top shows a woman with a surprised but pleased smile. The text above her reads, "Mums when their teenage son mentions a girl for the first time." Below, there is a cartoon character holding a shotgun with an angry expression. A younger cartoon character stands beside him. The text says, "Dads when their teenage daughter mentions a boy" and "I just want to talk with him."

Daddy dick

Dam

The image depicts a text that says "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:", followed by an image of Elmo engulfed in flames.

cocomelon

A man with sunglasses dramatically sprinkles something, overlaid with the text "HOW I FEEL PUTTING SPRINKLES ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES."

MyNonExistantDad

Im so special

A Lego character is displayed with the text: "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

Big daddy2.0

Lets go i think corn

The image displays a comparison. On the left, there is a picture of Trump with his hair up, and on the right, a picture of an ear of corn with its silk. Text at the top reads, "WHO WORE IT BETTER?"

AG3.0

An image of a library or study area with several partitioned desks. The text overlay says, "I had no idea those desks exist."

Abbie

I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time

The image shows a text overlay saying "no one: Billie Eilish: I'm a baAAaaAad gUUuUyyyyy". Below the text, there's an image of a person putting his face in front of a fan, with his mouth open as if making the sound of the text.

Jimmys mom😉

😂 i live in a dream

Two people in dinosaur costumes are walking across a street in a residential neighborhood. One is a triceratops and the other is a T-Rex. The text on the image is “redpanda.com”.

C A S N O V A

I CANT AHAHAHA

A person with spiky black hair is shown with a thinking pose, one finger on his forehead. Above, it says "You can't be a failure if you don't have a dad to disappoint."

blach66

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows a young man jumping on a skateboard. The text next to it says "WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE". The bottom section shows an older man in a crouched position riding a skateboard, with the text "WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE" next to it. The image is a comparison of perceived versus real skill of skateboarding beginners.

DreamBlue

The image shows a cartoon man with orange hair and a pink shirt looking surprised with his hand on his head. The text above him says 'Me: guys, I'm broke. People: just make some money, duh.' The text below him reads 'my goodness, what an idea. why didn't i think of that.'

M3ME G0D

The image shows a thumbnail of a Youtube video with MrBeast with his mouth open and wearing headphones. The video title is "I Hijacked a Plane" and in the background is a photo of the twin towers.

Cahyani Ambara

When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment by Rukulukukukupoopoo says: "I love your wife." The second comment is from George W. Bush and says: "So you're the one I've seen in my garden recently..."

Bozo

The image shows Buzz Lightyear in his spaceship cockpit. Above him is the text "It's better if I go now so I don't find traffic on the way." Below is a large group of other Buzz Lightyears in their cockpits on shelves. Below them is the text "The people who thought the same thing."

Kai :)

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

Anonymous

A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."

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