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Procrastination

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Photo

Lowkey fire photo i took in class 🔥

A handwritten note on lined paper says "the cool kid Simeon" with a heart drawn next to the name.

Pasta

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

Kitty

Griddy

A purple cartoonish rabbit with a wide, toothy grin stands against a background of colorful toy blocks. The text reads: "HIT THE GRIDDY ALL YOU WANT. YOU CAN NEVER KICK THE KITTY LIKE I CAN."

Question

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Star

Twinkl twinkl littel star

A cartoon of a person and a star. The person's speech bubble says "twinkle twinkle little star" and the second one says "I will hit you with my car".

Gasoline

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

Background

This background is so good, and I would like to show yall it.

A digital painting shows a tiger sitting on a rock. In the background, there is a night sky with two planets and a few stars. There are also some yellow leaves on the left of the tiger.

Argument

Online arguments be like:

A hooded person with glowing eyes is shown with the text: "Nice opinion. One small issue. I am inside your home."

Account

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

Guess

I made this lol and if you guess right i will follow you

Two cartoonish characters. One is green and has a band-aid over the eyes, appears flustered. The other character is blue, has a crown, and has a cross in place of an eye and seems happy.

Math

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaa

A golden retriever wearing glasses sits at a desk with an open book and a lamp. The text on the image says: "I DID THE MATH. WE CAN'T AFFORD THE CAT."

Cat

this is funny

Intercourse

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Pokemon card

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

Bike

Stonk Adventure

The image is a three panel comic. In the first panel, a Stonk character is riding a bicycle, saying "WooHoo". In the second panel, the character says "Hmm, I wanna stop". In the third panel, the character has fallen off the bike and is lying on the ground, saying "I boke my Bon".

Bleach

the best ANIME joke ever!!

A panel with four anime characters. One is confused because someone thinks the manga "Bleach" is over. The first character asks 'You stop reading Bleach, because you thought Bleach is done?'. The second character asks 'What? Bleach is still ongoing?'. The third character asks 'What's Bleach?'. The fourth character answers 'Yah... I thought it's over 3 years ago...'.

Mess

i look so messy ong

A selfie of a person looking at the camera with their hand near their mouth. The person has fair skin and light hair. The background looks like a room.

Post

I relate to this meme

The meme shows two panels. The first panel shows a text conversation where a friend asks: "friend: are u okay"? The answer is: "me: yeah". The friend says: "friend: but your posts..." and the reply is: "me:". The second panel shows a character with a green spiky hair, drinking something in the first image, and smoking in the second image. The source of the meme is "@BrendanMortimer".

Steal

When I steal my hbs 10/10 wolf cut Latina so he genuinely transforms me into the Khaby Lame Mechanism

A bust of Khaby Lame, a dark-skinned man, is displayed against a dark background. Two small, disembodied hands are attached to the bust's shoulders by wires or rods, posed in his signature shrug gesture. The bust rests on a white pedestal, surrounded by white fabric.