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Big daddy2.0 · 3 years ago
  • Happens every time

    The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.
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    Inessa :) · 3 years ago
  • Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: *decides to stay* Me when i see the post

    An orange cartoon mouse, Jerry from Tom and Jerry, is crying with tears of joy. The text above him says "crying from happiness."
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    ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago
  • How to say “I love you” be like :

    The image shows six different cartoon characters and their alternative responses to the phrase "I love you". The first character, a yellow X, says "Thanks". The second character, a blue 4, is laughing nervously. The third character, a green 2, says "Who doesn't?". The fourth character, a gray 8, says "Why?". The fifth character, a black 7, says "YEET". The sixth character, a blue 6, says "A horrible decision, really."
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    RealBoat · 1 year ago
  • Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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"Tryna strike a chord, and it's prolly A-Minor"
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  • Dog

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."
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  • Name

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A hand holding a paper cup with the word "cark" written on it. Text on the image says: "I said my name was Marc with a 'c'..."
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  • Spider

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."
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  • Ad

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of an online personal ad. The headline reads 'I need a female to fart in my mouth - m4w - 34 (Detroit)'. Below the headline, there is a photo of a man and his age listed as 'age : 34'. The ad text reads: 'I want a big beautiful black lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over so I can open my mouth wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I masturbate.'
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  • Court

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a comment on a dark background. The comment text reads: "be straight lying I tried seducing my teacher and I got court next week". Below the comment, a thumbs-up icon indicates 354 likes.
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  • Job Application

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a screenshot of a text message conversation above an image of Patrick Star with a drooling, vacant expression and a piece of driftwood in his mouth. The text messages on the screenshot display correspondence from the Public Relations Office and the profile picture of the poster. The poster's profile picture is the same image of Patrick. The text above the conversation reads: "just realized I've been submitting job applications with this pfp."
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  • Population

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a celestial body such as an asteroid impacting the Earth. The text reads: "This will affect the trout population I think."
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  • Script

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
  • A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.
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    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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  • Parody

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A page from a journal entry, drawn in the style of 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid.' The narrator, Greg Heffley, writes about his brother Manny. A comic strip illustrates Manny asking for help to tie his shoes in baby talk ("I'm onwee thwee, bubby! Hewp me tie my gawddayum shoes."). Greg responds in a speech bubble ("DATS FOWR NAWT TEACHING ME HOW TWO TIE MY SHOES, YOU FUCKING PLOOPY."). Below, Greg is shown kicking Manny, who flies into a wall causing cracks. The text continues with a consequence from Mom, where she shoots Greg in both legs, breaking his kneecaps.
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  • Luck

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • V-day mascot! (OC)

    A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".
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  • N word

    Wade XL · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a screenshot with text at the top and a man with a shocked expression at the bottom. The text reads: "technically you can call a black guy the n word and I came up with this theory and it's called NROENB it's stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not Both. So my theory is that if black ppl call each other the n word then because they want Equality it means that Whites can call Blacks the n word Whites can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Blacks the n word. And Asians are somewhere in the middle."
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  • Life

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows the development of a person through four stages of life. In the first picture, the figure is an old man with a hat standing next to a door, the second picture is a man sitting on a chair with a question mark, and the third picture is a man kneeling with a stressed expression, the last picture is a boy drawing on an easel. The text "It starts with" is at the top.  The text "one thing" is near the beginning. The text "I don't know why" is above the next picture. The text "It doesn't even matter how hard you try" is above the last picture.
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  • Breakup

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".
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  • Laugh

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • The image is split into two rows. The first row shows two pictures of girls laughing in a demure, soft manner. The text above these pictures reads "How other girls laugh". The second row shows two pictures of a girl laughing with her mouth wide open and exaggerated, almost cartoon-like. The text above this image reads, "How I laugh" with a laughing emoji at the end.
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  • Photoshop

    Chri5 · 3 years ago
  • Please tell me this is photoshopped

    A bald man with glasses, wearing a studded leather harness and holding two bottles of Beefeater gin. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "WTF. I hope for his sake there is some photoshop involved here."
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