New I Memes - Page 81 - Worst Jokes Ever

Secret

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Gender

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Praise the all mighty Toaster!

The image shows three panels. The first one is a person bathing with a bread as a toy. The second is a red-hooded person lying down. The third panel shows the same person in the lower left corner, with arms raised, worshipping a toaster with a glowing light.

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

Face reveal

Wilkinsonburritos · 3 years ago

I'm doing a face reveal because Ashton said I look hot

A young child with brown hair smiles while sitting cross-legged on the floor with a white background.

Hotel

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Object show

Wednesday · 3 years ago

Am I the only one here?

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a character from an object show is shown with a sad face, representing the feeling of being the only one who knows about the shows. The text reads: 'When I'm the only kid in the school that knows object shows (Like bfdi or Inanimate Insanity).' The bottom panel shows the same character looking surprised and happy, with the text 'But when I'm walking down the hallway and then I see a kid I don't know wearing a Battle For Dream Island shirt.'

Hero

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

omg

The image has a black background with white text that says, "I SUCK AT LIFE. I SUCK AT EVERYTHING I DO. I SHOULD GIVE UP. I WILL GIVE UP." Then in red, "BECOME AN HERO."

Dragon

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

uj

A black and white dog with wide eyes is standing with text overlayed on top: "NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR PILLS.... BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"

Boredom

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

omg

A black dog with glowing blue eyes is sitting in a pile of fluffy white material. The text on the image says, "I tried to be good... but I got bored."

Pee

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

gomgjg

A light gray dog looks surprised with wide eyes. A hand is holding a yellow flower near its nose. Above, the text reads, "DUDE, I JUST PEED ON THAT..."

Cookie

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

OFF

A black labrador covers the eyes of a white dog. The text says "HIM? NO, HE DOESN'T WANT A COOKIE. HE SAYS I CAN HAVE TWO."

Face

COOL GIRL😜 · 3 years ago

bro

The image shows a message written in red on a white wall in a bathroom that reads "I can't wait to wear your face".

Cat

COOL GIRL😜 · 3 years ago

I HAVE 8 CATS

Four black kittens huddled together on a reddish floor.

Guardian Angel

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

👼😞

A statue of an angel with its hand over its face, looking disappointed. The text reads, "I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

Sleep

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

An oil painting depicts a person in bed, looking scared, and two ghostly, pale figures looming over them. One figure is above and the other is below the bed. The upper ghostly figure has a skull-like face with a long, thin mouth and hair flowing behind it.

Math

COOL B*TCH · 3 years ago

OMG

The image shows a sticker with a black background and stylized gold text that reads: "I HATE MATH BUT I LOVE COUNTING MONEY."

Math

COOL BRO · 3 years ago

THIS OMG

The image has black background with white text that says "I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."

Tragedy

Kai :) · 3 years ago

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.