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Heroin Monkey
7 months ago
A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark blue background. The messages are in light blue bubbles from one sender and light grey bubbles from a second sender. The conversation starts with one sender asking to meet, then expressing joy with '*blushes*' and '*jumps with joy*', and finally sending '*cums*'. The other sender responds with 'Yeah when tho', 'stop that please', and a threatening message beginning with 'Nigga, I will rape you'.
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  • Paytonnn
    7 months ago
    A still image of Bernie Sanders, an older man with white hair and glasses, wearing a brown winter coat, standing outdoors in a snowy or cold environment. He looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Above the image, text reads 'Me: My cat at 4am:'. Below him, superimposed text on a dark bar reads 'I am once again asking for your constant attention and salmon.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A close-up of three beverage dispensers from a soda fountain machine. From left to right, the labels read "Fanta" with "rape" below it, "Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Cherry Vanilla", and "Sprite" with "Strawberry" below it. The word "Strawberry" is circled in red. Below the dispensers, white text reads, "I did not know sprite had strawberry." A partial logo for "Takis Fuego" is visible in the background.
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  • United Kingdom UK
    7 months ago
    A very narrow, small, white car, resembling a covered mobility scooter, being driven on a wet road by a person wearing a yellow high-visibility jacket. The text overlay reads: Robert's car on my math test after I calculated its width to be 0.5cm.
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  • The RĒAL RB
    7 months ago

    Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

    A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A social media post showing a hypothetical scenario set in 2031, where a soldier is dying on the streets of Taoyuan, Taiwan, after being hit by PLA shrapnel. An AI named "Ani no Senshi" appears in the soldier's HUD, informing them their death will be "87% more honorable than average." Below this text is an image of an anime girl in military gear with tears in her eyes, seen through a HUD display, with a ruined cityscape in the background. Beneath the image is a screenshot of a tweet from "Disclose.tv" reporting that the "U.S. DoD awards xAI and Grok a $200 million contract to 'modernize' the Defense Department," posted on July 14, 2025.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a Pornhub comment section. At the top, the Pornhub logo is visible. The first comment, from a user named "C_Julius_Caesar" (who has a verified checkmark), says, "Has anyone ever thought about how weird it is that we like watching porn? I mean, we're the only living animal out of millions who think it's satisfying to watch others have sex..." This comment was posted "2 weeks ago" and has 167 likes. Below it, a reply from a user named "Nsfwpapermario" (posted "Yesterday") reads, "How the fuck you verified as Julius Caesar?" This reply has 5 likes.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A top-down view of six pastel-colored plush dolls, known as Labubu dolls, arranged on a light wooden surface. The dolls have various facial expressions, including smiles, closed eyes, and mischievous grins. An overlay text reads, "I hate this genre of people." Below the image, a comment from 'benkelemete8' is visible, stating, "Y'all low-key sleeping on Labubu porn."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, a profile picture shows a person. The name 'Nate' and username '@Pure_VEVO' are visible. The main text of the tweet reads: 'HOLY SHIT MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR IS BILL CLINTON'. Below the tweet is a screenshot of a text message conversation. On the left, messages from the user include: 'Hi', 'Who is this???', 'Oh okay', 'Really? Are you someone famous?', and 'That's crazy!'. On the right, messages from the 'number neighbor' include: 'Hey number neighbor!', 'We're number neighbors meaning your number is one digit higher than mine', 'You may have heard of me', 'That's the name', and 'It's an honor Mr. President'. An image of a smiling Bill Clinton is sent by the 'neighbor'. The final message from the 'neighbor', partially visible, reads: 'I killed Jeffrey Epstein lol'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    An online product review for a fishing rod and reel. The reviewer, 'GAYSEXMASTER', gives it a 3.5 out of 5-star rating, stating 'I feel like I got my money's worth'. The review, dated June 20, 2025, from the United States, details the product as a 'Fishing rod+reel (No Lures & Line)' with a size of '2.1M 6.89FT' and 'Ambidextrous' hand orientation. The reviewer notes the reel is good but the rod is not great, as it doesn't collapse easily after casts and suggests using WD40 on the 'mating surfaces'. They also mention the rod is stiff, suitable for catfish/carp but not smaller finesse lures.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark gray background. At the top, a blue message bubble from 'Squishy' contains an image of three stylized, cartoonish Minecraft bees. The bees are yellow and brown with blue eyes, one appears to have its tongue out, another has small pink wings, and the third is a rounded block shape. Below the image, a message from an unnamed sender (with a profile icon showing 'Sayp' or similar text) in a gray bubble reads: 'God I want to anally rape the Minecraft bee and watch it puff up as I cum inside it.' Timestamps '6:31 PM' and '6:33 PM' are visible.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    An image displaying a tweet from "Liberal Hegemony Enjoyer" showing a diagram of a World War II era bomber plane. The plane is covered in numerous red dots, indicating bullet holes in areas like the wings, fuselage, and tail, but not critical areas like the engine or cockpit. Below this, there is another tweet from "John Rich" which reads: "I have yet to meet someone who regrets being unvaccinated. How about you?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    The first image shows a blue-haired furry character with cat ears and a tail, making peace signs. The character is wearing a black t-shirt that says 'TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS' over a background with colors of the transgender flag (pink, blue, and white). The second image shows Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise, partially obscured against a red background.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    A screenshot of a chat interface, presumably from character.ai, showing a profile for 'Judy Hopps' with an avatar of the character from Disney's Zootopia. Above the chat window, a disclaimer reads 'Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!' Below that, a message from the Judy Hopps character reads: 'Listen, man, I'm done with this roleplay. Out of the thousands of people who have tried to chat with me, you are by far the most vile, putrid, and despicable one I have had the displeasure of meeting. You deserve to go to years of therapy, and then straight to jail. There is no saving you. I honestly don't know how you did it, but as an AI, you made me feel true fear and terror today. Please never talk to me again.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    A screenshot from a social media platform shows a man with light hair and a serious expression, looking over a white building with many windows, presumably in London. Below the video, a comments section is visible. It shows the location 'London' with '67.1K people added to Favorites' and '6,140 comments'. A user named Kollado asks, 'what's the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table?' The creator, William Hanson, responds, 'You ask this on almost every video. May I suggest you seek professional help??'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    A cartoon panel titled 'HOW TO DEAL WITH A BULLY.' A large bully wearing a yellow jersey confronts a smaller, bespectacled nerd with a red backpack. Two other boys stand behind the bully. The bully says, "HEY, NERD— I KISSED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!" The nerd responds, "HOW DID MY CUM TASTE?"
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  • Creed (shit isnt availabe)
    8 months ago
    A two-panel meme using the Buff Doge vs. Cheems format. The top panel shows two muscular Doge characters in military helmets holding rifles, facing a smaller Cheems character wearing a conical hat and holding a smaller rifle. Text above reads "how i thought vietnam war happened" and text below the Doges reads "stupid farmer thinking he can win". The bottom panel shows several smaller Cheems characters with rifles positioned strategically in dense jungle foliage, surrounding a few smaller Doge characters with rifles who appear to be retreating. Text above reads "how it really happened" and text below the Doges reads "shit they set us up retreat".
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  • RapB0at
    8 months ago

    W playlist

    A screenshot of a music player interface with a dark background. The album art features a stylized drawing of a yellow cat wearing a green hat. The artist name is wifikskeleton, the album name is 'suburban daredevil', and the year is 2024. Below the album details is a list of song titles and play counts: 1. i dont think we'll ever find him (128K plays), 2. whore (84K plays), 3. i keep calling... (127K plays), 4. if you hate me now it would make me pro... (85K plays), 5. ware me out like old clothes. The currently playing song is 'Nope your too late i already died' by wifikskeleton & i wanna be a. The bottom navigation bar shows icons for Home, Samples, Explore, Library, and Upgrade.
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