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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

Anonymous

My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

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A person wearing a Walmart cap is holding a pink urinal screen in their mouth.

MEME LORD

Three cartoon characters are standing side-by-side. The character on the left is a raccoon wearing a grey hoodie with "THRASHER" printed on it. The character in the center is a blue jay wearing an orange shirt with a large white Nike swoosh. The character on the right is a ghost wearing a light blue sweatshirt with "supreme" printed on it. All three are wearing pants, and the text reads: "EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHT I KEEP MY ASS UNWIPED."

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The image shows a red Elmo character surrounded by flames. Above Elmo's head, there is text that reads, "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:".

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets box is shown with the text "Hot Pockets" on the top and "sandwiches" below. A hot pocket is shown cut open with blue bubbles inside. The text "Trombone Spit" is below the label. A trombone is shown diagonally.

Heroin Monkey

A person with short dark hair is sitting on a public toilet in a public bathroom with their head down.

DIANEE

A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a yellow background with the text "Wario's Tips for Summer" at the top. Below that are the numbers 1, 2, and 3. Next to 1, the text says "drink all the shampoo in the house". Wario is pictured at the bottom right next to a swimming pool.

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The image shows a text that reads: "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" below this text we see Elmo in flames with a very shocked expression.

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The image contains the text: "If you drop a wallet to the ground, who's gonna reach it first?" Below the question are two columns. The left column shows a picture of bacteria with the text "Bacteria" below it. The right column contains a picture of a man, with the text "Romanian" below it.

Heroin Monkey

A muddy bulldog lying in a puddle of mud. The text reads: "POV me in the toilet after bro forgets to flush. 🥰"

Heroin Monkey

A blue solid deodorant stick with a bite taken out of it. The packaging is red and has some text on it. The text on the packaging says, "odor goes on clear. Bold scent. Cedarwood forms unfresh of confidence."

Heroin Monkey

A roll of toilet paper has been replaced with a brown cardboard tube on a toilet paper dispenser. The text "Charmin Oops! All cardboard tube" is written above the tube in a cartoonish font.

Face mcshooty

A meme with the text "Me: puts my hoodie in to wash. My hamster sleeping in it:", displayed above an image of a man's face that is distorted and green.

Adolf Nigler

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

MEME LORD

A man with a black beanie and a face mask looks into the camera while the text on top says "profusely licking and sniffing every dollar bill I acquire because there is a slight possibly it was in a strippas thong".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels of a drawing. The first panel shows a hand dipping a toothpick into a container. The second panel shows a hand using the toothpick to clean under a toe nail. The third panel shows a foot with blurred motion, suggesting the person flung their foot away.

Anonymous

A cartoon man with a stern expression says, "Please take a shower immediately."

AG

The image shows a text overlay on an image of Elmo surrounded by flames. The text reads "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:". The Elmo image is a well known template for meme creation.

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