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Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a mashup of the video game "Deus Ex: Human Revolution" and the TV series "Sex and the City". The poster is styled like the cover of the video game and has "DEUS EX AND THE CITY" as the title and "HUMAN REVOLUTION" underneath. The actors and actresses names are listed on top: Adam Jensen, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. In the front, Adam Jensen is displayed as the main character and the four women are shown in the background. One of them is in the right part of the image and the rest on the left.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, an ant is shown happily eating a crumb, thinking "Man, these are the best crumbs I've ever had!!" In the second panel, a man looks shocked, exclaiming "Ayoo dude no wayy!!" In the third panel, the man is holding up a sock with white fluid on it, saying, "I thought I lost this cum sock ages ago!!" The fourth panel shows a close-up of the ant, now with a disgusted expression.

The Banana Guy

A white cat with black spots is in focus, staring at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: "ARE YOU A HUMAN?" LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a picture of a galaxy with an arrow pointing to a specific area of the galaxy with the text 'You are here furiously masturbating'.

rapboat

The image is a two-panel comic showing examples of appropriate and inappropriate workplace behavior. In the top panel, a man is labeled "APPROPRIATE" and says, "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty (Booty)." A woman at her desk responds, "AWWW, YOU'RE SWEET." In the bottom panel, a man is labeled "INAPPROPRIATE" and says, "Grippy, huh. Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy." The same woman is now on the phone, saying, "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!" The faces of the men are replaced with pictures of the rappers Gunna and J. Cole respectively.

Anonymous

A close-up of a dog lying on a bed with its head upside down. The dog is looking directly at the viewer with a slightly goofy expression, showing its teeth. The text on the image reads: "HUMAN, ARE YOU AWAKE? OK THEN, I WILL JUST LAY HERE AND LOOK AT YOU."

Your local comrade

The image consists of four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. Each panel depicts the same cartoon skeleton character, Papyrus, from the video game Undertale, standing next to a white sign. In the first panel, Papyrus is pointing upward with one hand, and the sign reads "FIND HUMAN". In the second panel, Papyrus has a hand on his head, looking surprised, and the sign reads "MAKE SPAGHETTI". In the third panel, Papyrus is smiling with his hand down, and the sign reads "SANS MAKES A PUN". The fourth panel shows Papyrus with his hands on his hips, also next to a sign that reads "SANS MAKES A PUN".

Heroin Monkey

Two drawings of cats. Both cats have human legs. The first cat is standing on its hind legs with its tail pointing to the left. The second cat is sitting with its legs stretched forward.

Anonymous

The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."

Anonymous

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text that reads: "the cop who just shot me 12 times in the chest seeing the true power of the indomitable human spirit as I continue to walk towards him unfazed (I'm on methamphetamine)". Below the text is a cat with a wide eyed, slightly frightened expression.

Wade

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image shows a series of illustrations depicting various ear arrangements on a human and cat-like figures. The first row includes a human with cat ears, a human with only cat ears, and a human with hidden human ears labeled "Schrödinger's ears". The second row shows a human with cat ears on the side, a human with human ears on the top and a cat labeled with question marks. The third row depicts a cat with different ear arrangements, labeled with question marks, "???++", and "Hellspawn". The last row includes a human with two sets of cat ears, a pink blob with many ears with the text "I'm all ear" and a collection of eyes with ears with the text "do not be afraid".

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a smiling man and woman wearing bike helmets. Text above them reads: "Roses are Red, Sandwich is Grilled". Text below them reads: "Millennial Couple Bikes Through ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans Are Kind' and Gets Killed."

Heroin Monkey

CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD,
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
I am wanted for seventeen war crimes
in Libya, but I do not condone Sonic
the Hedgehog's behavior.
Hey guys, War Brother Chungus here. I agree with Corpse
Stuff. Although Stuff must be held accountable for his
misdeeds, pedophilia is a crime against humanity and
cannot be tolerated in a healthy society.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split panel. On the left, the words "What are the Mario Bros views on human trafficking?" are written above a red panel, and below it, the text says "Mario says". On the right, we see Luigi holding a stack of cash, and above him the text says "Luigi says".

Heroin Monkey

A monkey is seen on a person's shoulders. The monkey is using its hands to hold onto the person's face. The person is smiling and wearing sunglasses.

Toast ツ

A cartoon fish character looks shocked while standing next to a dumpster. The text reads: Oh. That's a body without organs. THERE IS A HUMAN CARCASS STRIPPED OF ITS BODILY ORGANS IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND BEST PIZZA, MANHATTAN NYC NY AT 40.713050, -74.007230.

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