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Cocel 😮💨

The image shows a comparison of how a person thinks they look when they cry versus how they actually look. The top image shows a woman with a slightly sad look. The bottom image shows a baby with a distorted face crying with mucus running out of its nose.

Heroin Monkey

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Anonymous

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

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Czech government tells its citizens how
to fight terrorists: Shoot them
yourselves
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we can't
expect God
to do all
the work.

Anonymous

Accurate.

A photo shows a wooden utility pole wrapped haphazardly with silver duct tape. The text in the image says "Actual photo of how well I'm keeping it all together right now."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "how to fall down a staircase." The playlist includes songs titled: "Step 1 (with Offset)," "Step 2," "Step 5," "Step 8," "Step 13," "Step 25," and "Floor."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon shows a person sitting at a desk. In the first panel, the text says "How to acquire internet points." In the second panel, the person is writing on a paper. In the third panel, the person holds up the paper which reads "only people with a big pp will upvote this post". In the fourth panel, the person is leaning back in their chair with arms behind their head and the text "GENIUS." is written above.

Jazzy💕

A meme featuring two images side-by-side. On the left, Mrs. Doubtfire is smiling and waving goodbye through a window with the text "how I say bye to my friends" above the image. On the right, Mrs. Doubtfire is giving the middle finger through a window with the text "how I say bye to my best friends" above the image.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

A Star Wars Fan

A four-panel comic shows a character named Billy at a computer searching "How to deinstall TikTok?" on Google. The bottom panels show an FBI agent who monitors Billy's searches saying, "Oh, Billy..." and "I'm really proud of you."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A man in a suit walks towards a private jet, with the text "How it feels when the dentist says you've been grinding in your sleep."

Heroin Monkey

An image of a werewolf tearing off his shirt in front of a full moon in a dark forest. The text says: "How RapBoat feels when threatening to unleash his dark rapboat acc".

Toast ツ

A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a bearded wizard tells Severus that trans wizards are just as good as cisgender ones. In the second panel, a person with a trans flag scarf and purple pants levitates in the air, demonstrating the quick learning of magic.

stillwaiting..

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows two penguins looking directly at the viewer with a faded overlay effect, and the text "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel shows a child holding a cross and looking startled, with the text "The ghost in my room:", "How the flip can u see mE?!", and "U need God".

✨Jassy✨

My brother when he's mad

The image shows two pictures side by side. The first picture shows an angry Groot with a serious face. The second picture shows a smaller version of Groot running and yelling. Above both images, there is text stating: "how you think you look like when you are angry vs. how you really look cause you're 5'1"

KatsukiBakugouSimp

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The top image shows a Furby toy with human doll legs and arms. The bottom image is a screenshot of a crying man. The text on the image reads "Look at how they massacred my Furby."

mariotime

whats up

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a green glowing skeleton-like figure labeled "The Owl House Fandom" asking a question to Batman from Batman Beyond, labeled "Random Character". The second panel shows Batman saying "You ship me with Hunter." The third panel shows the skeleton saying "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

Caitlyn 🐈🦋

Perfect 😂🤣

A raccoon is shown with its paws together and a mischievous grin. The text on the image reads: "HOW I FEEL WHEN I WRITE A PLOT TWIST."

M3ME G0D

The image shows a comparison of how the brain records memories. Good memories are shown in a box with a video resolution of 144p, and cringe memories are shown in a box with a video resolution of 4320p 8k.

Heroin Monkey

A young man with blond hair is smiling at the camera. The text above him reads: "How I look at my cab driver after my luggage starts screaming for help."

Tom

Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?

A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic fox character with orange and white fur, wearing programming socks, arm warmers, and green underwear while sitting and using a pink laptop. The text on the image says "PROGRAMMING SOCKS", "ARM WARMERS", and "YEAH, IT'S CODING TIME".

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