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Toilet Paper

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."
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  • Gender Stereotype

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
  • The image features a split screen. The top half shows a close-up of two animated alien characters, Stitch (blue) and Angel (pink) from the Disney movie Lilo & Stitch, kissing. The bottom half contains a text-based meme formatted as a conversation between a 'guy at disney' and a 'disney ceo'. The conversation sarcastically explains the stereotypical design choices made for Angel to signify her as female, specifically mentioning long antennae, mascara, a protruding chest, and the color pink.
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  • Blowjob

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.
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  • Pig

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A drawing of a person reading a book to another person in bed. Above the drawing there is a text that reads, "Then the 92nd pig built his house out of depleted uranium and the wolf was like,". Below this text there is a distorted face.
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  • Werewolf

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."
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  • Creature

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A creepy, pale, slender, four-legged creature with a smiling face is walking down a road at night. The text on the image says "The creature slowly walks towards my house screaming my name. I don't care who IRS sends. I'm not paying taxes."
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  • Mom

    R3Y · 2 years ago
  • A meme with the text "Mom's POV. When you realize everyone in the house has been inside you." Below, there's a boy with a smug expression.
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  • Character

    countryhumans memes · 2 years ago
  • so true sadly and i hate those griffers

    The image shows a digital drawing. On the left is a character that represents Mexico, and on the right is a character that represents the United States. Mexico is holding a block of lava and is labeled "Griefer" while saying "¡Inuevo! ¡Triste! ¡Lo madre!" The United States is panicking, because Mexico is using the lava to burn the United States' house. The United States is saying "Oh F-. My house."
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  • Star

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • A map view shows a large house. There is a green map pin labeled "Owned by Kendrick". Below the house is a listing that says "DrakesChildChamber, 3.0 stars, kindergarten, open 24 hours."
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  • Pronoun

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Allow me to assume please.

    A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."
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  • Puzzle

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • A puzzle box shows a landscape image with a house, a mountain, and some birds. The pieces of the completed puzzle next to it show the upper body of a large, muscular man. The text above the puzzles reads "Someone anonymously sent me this puzzle. It's not turning out how I expected..."
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  • Conspiracy

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a collage of four images each comparing the movie "Lord of the Rings" with the children's television show "Teletubbies". The first shows a hobbit house and a teletubbies house in similar green grass. The second shows the four main hobbits and the four main teletubbies. The third shows the eye of Sauron and a sun with a baby's face. The text on the image says "You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory:".
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  • Donut

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A photo of Mike Tyson with white powder on his nose and upper lip. The text says: "Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988."
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  • Salt

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

    The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.
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  • Door

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a four-panel grid of a small child running and making faces. The first two panels show the child running. The bottom two panels show the child's face getting increasingly annoyed. The text on top reads "how i feel when i gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open".
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  • FBI

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.
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  • Tech

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A man with a red cap is shouting. Behind him, an icon of the Chinese flag and a TikTok logo are crossed out. Below him, it reads: 'IN THIS HOUSE WE ONLY USE AMERICAN TECH SPYWARE.' Under the text are the logos for Facebook, an American flag with 'MADE IN USA,' and Google.
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  • Paranoia

    Geiger · 2 years ago
  • The image features a meme with text overlay. The top text reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house.". Below the text is an image of several heavily armored futuristic soldiers, known as Space Marines from the Warhammer 40,000 franchise, marching forward in formation. They are wearing yellow and black armor.
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  • Surprise

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."
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  • Basement

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A photo shows a group of children wearing blue outfits standing in a caged area. The text on the image says: "POV: When bro finally shows you his basement (He wasn't joking)"
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