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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."
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  • Nintendo Fan
    1 year ago
    A person is sitting on a white inflatable pool toy in a puddle in front of a shop, with the text: "When you need a holiday but your budget is quite limited."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A wrapped present in the shape of a rifle, leaning against a wall next to a Christmas tree. The text overlay reads: "I hope its a PS5".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    Two-panel image with the text "WHAT IF WE KISSED" above a photo of a small toy toad hanging from a red ribbon, and "UNDER THE MISSILE TOAD" below a close up photo of the toy toad with a toy missile strapped to its back, hanging from a red ribbon.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    An Elf on the Shelf doll lies next to the message "UR MOM IS HOT," which is written with Cheerios.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A turkey with crab legs and string sausage on a baking tray. The text reads: "A turkey, some crab legs and some string sausage and nobody will ever ask you to make a holiday dinner again."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."
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    BoBiSgReAt
    1 year ago

    war

    The image shows a split between a black-and-white background of a war scene with soldiers and helicopters, and the yellow face of the Sesame Street character Bert in color in the foreground.  The text on top says, "Retail workers when they hear Mariah Carey start singing..."
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  • ♢ Shy Dragon ♢
    1 year ago
    The image shows two side-by-side photos of a carved pumpkin. The left image shows the unlit pumpkin with a goofy, cartoony face carved into it. The right image shows the same pumpkin with a light inside, making the face glow.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A teacher points at a screen that says: "Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math."
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  • Thoughtless
    1 year ago
    The image shows a pink sign that says, "Surprise your valentine" with some hearts, hanging above a shelf of hammers.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel comic showing how to celebrate Valentine's Day. The first panel shows a box of chocolates with the text "BUY CHOCOLATES." The second panel shows a teddy bear with the text "BUY A CUTE TEDDY BEAR." The third panel shows scented candles with the text "BUY SCENTED CANDLES." The fourth panel shows a bottle of wine and a wine glass with the text "BUY A BOTTLE OF GOOD WINE." Below these panels, there's an additional panel that shows a person in bed with the teddy bear, a spilled bottle of wine and an extinguished candle.
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  • Silly Sonka
    1 year ago

    lol is sucks

    A red background with two red hearts. On top, it says: FUCK SHIT THE HOLIDAY. On the bottom it says: VALENTINES.
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  • Thoughtless
    1 year ago

    V-day mascot! (OC)

    A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".
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  • mal
    1 year ago

    happy early valentines day everyone lmao

    A Valentine's Day card with the text "BE MEIN" at the top, followed by a cartoon drawing of Adolf Hitler in a brown uniform and the text "Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Adolf, and also BenKling."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.
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  • Silly Sonka
    1 year ago

    Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day *vomit sound* Card

    The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.
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