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lol is sucks

A red background with two red hearts. On top, it says: FUCK SHIT THE HOLIDAY. On the bottom it says: VALENTINES.

Thoughtless

V-day mascot! (OC)

A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".

mal

happy early valentines day everyone lmao

A Valentine's Day card with the text "BE MEIN" at the top, followed by a cartoon drawing of Adolf Hitler in a brown uniform and the text "Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Adolf, and also BenKling."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Ness Plays

Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day vomit sound Card

The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's Christmas!

A grumpy-looking cat wearing a Santa hat with the text 'It's Christmas' above the cat and the text 'Yippee' below.

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yes do not forget

Two images showing a toy frog with a missile attached to its back hanging from a red ribbon, like a Christmas ornament. The text on the image says: "it's that time of the year again, don't forget to hang your missile toads"

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

M3ME G0D

The text reads: "Did anyone else's parents used to drive them around neighborhoods to look at people's Christmas lights and it used to be the most exciting thing ever??"

Anime Boy

A comic strip shows a group of people in a meeting. In the first panel, one person asks what to do now that it's November. In the second panel, two people suggest celebrating Christmas, while another suggests celebrating Thanksgiving. In the third panel, the man who suggested Thanksgiving is thrown out of a building.

Wade

Thanksgiving

A four-panel comic shows a person asking Thanksgiving why it wears a mask. The first panel shows a person with a head that says "Food, Family, Thankful." The second panel is the person lifting the "mask," and the third panel shows the truth behind the mask: "Killing native Americans and taking their land." In the fourth panel, the mask is placed back on the head of the person who is saying, "Let's keep this on."

Toast ツ

A light blue, geometric snowman with a black top hat and small black stick arms is shown with two white sparkling star shapes on a black background. The snowman has a little orange carrot nose and a small, smile.

Winnie

This Jake

A skeleton with two rifles stands in front of a laptop screen. The text on top reads: "Me when i don't see any spooky memes 3 seconds into October 1".

✨Jassy✨

LMAO

The image shows two panels. The first panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as a kid" and a drawing of a yellow fish with a displeased expression. The second panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as an adult" and a drawing of a red crab with an excited expression.

Cocel 😮💨

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

daddy suck

lol

A person dressed as Luke Skywalker with a sombrero and a mustache holding a light saber. There is text that says "CINCO DE MAYO" on the top and "REVENGE OF THE FIFTH" on the bottom.

daddy suck

lol

Two identical images of the Geico gecko, with text saying, "Just saved tons of money on Valentines Day by switching to single".

Daddy Cock

true

A boy is smiling with his eyes squinting shut slightly. The text on the image says: "THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU REALIZE ITS A 3-DAY WEEKEND".

freddyfatbear

;]

A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"

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