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Holiday Memes

Heroin Monkey

A man's face is photoshopped onto the body of a round character wearing a brown hat and brown and white striped top, holding a large red and white swirled lollipop. The text above the image says: w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

Heroin Monkey

A gingerbread house decorated with white frosting, green frosting leaves, and colorful candies. The front of the house is a large printed image of the face of actor Hugh Laurie with a serious or grumpy expression. Smaller cutouts of other men in suits are placed on either side of the house. The text overlay reads: Did someone say Gingerbread House?

Caylez.cc

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A digitally created image shows a humanoid figure with a cylindrical body, a human-like face with wide eyes and a smile, and bare feet, standing on a street. The figure is holding a wooden bat and stands in front of a wooden structure with the words "PENTUNG POS RON" on it. A street light illuminates the scene.

Heroin Monkey

A photograph shows a chicken finger held up in someone's hand. The caption says that it looks like the Grinch.

Face mcshooty

A cartoon illustration shows a person with pink hair and heart antennae sitting alone at a table in a restaurant. On the left and right side, couples are visible at tables. A banner at the top reads "SINGLE PEOPLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY." There is a heart decoration in the middle.

MATTIX

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

Adolf kitler

An orange tabby cat sleeps on a gift-wrapped pillow under a Christmas tree. The image text says: "Someone guessed what they're getting for Christmas."

Pankake

A white cat wearing a Santa hat and a red Santa jacket is looking at the camera with an annoyed expression. The text on the image reads: "Can I haz... 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and would it be possible to get the partridge without the pear tree?"

Pankake

Credit to the original uploaded

The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".

Pankake

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows a white bird wearing a red Santa suit and looking to the right with a serious expression. The text reads: "You really gonna scroll past and not say Merry Christmas?". The right panel shows a yellow and orange bird perched on top of a Christmas tree. The text reads: "Because in this house there's only one star".

Why should you care

I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."

Why should you care

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows two hands holding the opposite ends of a sword-like object. The label 'Hug' is visible in the middle of the upper part, and 'Huge amount of money' on the bottom. The text above reads: 'What can make you feel better?' 'Me:'. The right panel has a picture of a person with a round face, with the text 'CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME OF GIVING' and 'SO I'M GIVING UP'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

Nintendo Fan

A person is sitting on a white inflatable pool toy in a puddle in front of a shop, with the text: "When you need a holiday but your budget is quite limited."

Anonymous

A wrapped present in the shape of a rifle, leaning against a wall next to a Christmas tree. The text overlay reads: "I hope its a PS5".

Anonymous

Two-panel image with the text "WHAT IF WE KISSED" above a photo of a small toy toad hanging from a red ribbon, and "UNDER THE MISSILE TOAD" below a close up photo of the toy toad with a toy missile strapped to its back, hanging from a red ribbon.

Anonymous

An Elf on the Shelf doll lies next to the message "UR MOM IS HOT," which is written with Cheerios.

Heroin Monkey

A turkey with crab legs and string sausage on a baking tray. The text reads: "A turkey, some crab legs and some string sausage and nobody will ever ask you to make a holiday dinner again."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."

Heroin Monkey

A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."

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