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Sexual act

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post from user @BreezyCarter_. The text reads: 'Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I squat down and lay the eggs like a hen and hubby will eat them coated with my juices 😋'

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Life

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Frog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person's eye is shown. A text overlay says, "I just noticed your avi looks like a frog trying to hold a elevator open."

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Slave

help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

The image shows a Google search bar with the word "slaves" typed in and the "Shopping" tab is highlighted. Below this is an image of the Vault Boy from the game series Fallout looking confused and with the text "hold up" above his head.

School shooting

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a character with a concerned expression and the text 'hold up' above his head, while below a Google search bar shows autocomplete suggestions including 'how to reverse a school shooting in Wisconsin'.

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God

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.

Life

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Guys only want two things in life

A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運世界在我裡面展開你完成了我的命運光環走你重按我的命運倒帶我們可以你補充我的位置你補充我的位置來救我

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Springtrap

Yuri · 2 years ago

Real 😔

A dark image with a text overlay that reads: "POV: 7 year old me after holding my piss in all night seeing the sun rise knowing Springtrap can't get me." Below the text is a photo of a sunrise.

Pokemon

CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Hold upp

The image shows two pairs of images side by side. On the left top panel is the image of a green bellsprout from the Pokemon anime and below it a picture of Master Oogway, the turtle from the movie Kung Fu Panda. The right side top panel displays a picture of a pink lickylicky Pokemon and below it a picture of Master Oogway. The text above the bellsprout reads "JAMES' POKEMON" and above lickylicky reads "JESSIE'S POKEMON". The text under the Oogway images states: "THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS." - Master Oogway

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Butt

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯. · 2 years ago

THE WJE PURGE HAS STARTED!

A black and white image shows a man with a mustache wearing glasses and a headset and smoking a cigarette. Below him in large white letters are the words "HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS".

Girl

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

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Something

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

The image shows a calculation. 9 + 1 + 1 is displayed with the result below. The result of the calculation is given as 911.

Funeral

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Me seeing a little girl crying

The image shows a text conversation where a person sees a little girl crying near a grave and asks what's wrong. The girl replies that no one came to her funeral. Below the text there's a black and white photo of a young man with his eyes wide open. There is a text at the bottom of the image saying "Hold up".

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Self-control

Chri5 · 3 years ago

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

9/11

kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

HOLD UP

A chat conversation between two people. One person asks not to make 9/11 memes because their dad died in 9/11. The other person apologizes. Then, the first person says their dad was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. Below the chat is an image of a cartoon figure with the text "hold up".

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Error

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

Let go

murder muffin · 3 years ago

jim please

The image consists of two panels. The top panel is a drawing showing three hands holding a rope. The rope is broken. The text says "Sometimes what you're trying to hold on is exactly what you should let go off." The bottom panel is a black and white photograph showing a person dangling from a cliff, being held by a rope from someone on the edge. The text says "But it's so relatable. Jim, please."

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Party

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

i have no comment

A character with dark hair, red eyes, and horns is reclining and holding a phone with a black screen. He says, "Lucifer: Diavolo's holding a party. Everyone, come immediately."

Stick

MisterDussel · 3 years ago

8 year old me holding a Stick and seeing a random person:

Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants is holding a dark object in his hand like a gun and looks angrily. The text says "you dead lol".

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