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Image shows a depiction of heaven, with a multitude of figures in white robes. A blue planet is visible on the lower left, while on the lower right, two figures with wings are visible. The text overlay reads: "my whole bloodline chanting my name as i reach for the officers weapon".

An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."

These guys say women YouTubers
can't go to heaven because men have
masturbated over them
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Rubbed one out for them, now no
one goes to heaven.

A catfish wearing a black top hat with the text "GOOD HEAVENS" written above.

The text shows a conversation in which Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD are playing football in heaven. Juice overthrows the ball and hits a man. OJ Simpson then asks if there is room for one more.

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Question and answer 🙄

A cartoon drawing shows a mother standing at a door, asking her son where he is going. The son, with a backpack, sarcastically replies that he is going to heaven, since he is clearly in his school uniform.

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

hell be like

The image shows a Roblox game with a chat window. A character with a zero shape is looking at three characters resembling the number six. The chat bubbles read "welcome to hecc" and "heck". The player list on the right side has a few entries.

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

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The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"

why is it true

An image showing two different pictures of the anime character Hisoka. On the top, a scene showing his face and the text "I'm waiting at Heaven's Arena. Hisoka: 'Hangs up'". Below, there is a thermal image of Hisoka with color codes indicating temperature, showing that Hisoka is "heating up". At the bottom there's the text "Faceb.com/HunterxHunterMemes".