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Platypus

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
  • The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a platypus with text that says, "Quick Animal Facts: Most platypuses don't have to secretly fight a criminal mastermind who keeps on making unstoppable, long named gadgets." The bottom panel shows a man with text saying, "What do you mean, 'most?'"
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  • Military

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
  • The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.
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  • Lizard

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows text on a white background. The first line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "GIRLFRIEND" is in large red letters with a female gender symbol to the right. The next line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "BOYFRIEND" is in large blue letters with a male gender symbol to the right. Below this, the text "I HAVE" is followed by  "to check out this lizard hang on stop walking I want to see this lizard" in smaller black letters. At the bottom right, there is a green lizard.
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  • Cat

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 2 years ago
  • The image is a compilation of several pictures of cats with captions. One cat is running, another looks cute, one is fat and being begged not to be eaten, and another says it can change.
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  • Care

    countryhumans memes · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon image shows a Countryhuman, represented by a flag with a face, wearing a suit and looking annoyed. He gestures towards a group of smaller Countryhumans with flags and dates labeling their establishment years (1818, 1959, 1952, 1946). The text above reads, "Why do I have to take care of these old men?", with a note at the bottom saying "(based on f***ball wiki)" and "born in 1967".
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  • Time

    Your local comrade · 2 years ago
  • 🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

    In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."
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  • Insult

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."
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  • Stand

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. is shown with a distorted background of swirling patterns in pink and yellow. The text above Mike reads, "When you stand up too fast and have to stand still for 10 seconds trying not to black out."
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  • Grandpa

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a conversation on a dark background, showing three comments from an anonymous user labeled 'AG (Anon)'. The first comment, posted '4 minutes ago', says 'No shit, you said that before.' The next two comments, posted 'now', read: 'I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him' and 'But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog'.
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  • Jet

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • A person with a beard and glasses wearing a hat and jacket standing in a desert landscape. The text on the image reads "Jesse we have to cook. New Vegas needs its Jet."
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  • Animal

    Cupツ · 2 years ago
  • fr

    A blurry image of a white cat with black spots on its head is shown with the text "ME 0.5 NANOSECONDS BEFORE I HAVE TO SNEEZE".
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  • Headphone

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."
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  • Cartoon

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • A baby with a skeptical look is shown in the image. The caption above the image says, "When u have to watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares."
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  • Racism

    tabs1528 · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different scenario, with a crying, angry-looking character on the left and a TV screen on the right. The text next to the crying character in each panel says "THAT'S RACIST!" Each panel has a different statement. First panel, text says "Why is the black guy the villain?". Second panel, text says "Why does the black guy have to get shot?". Third panel, text says "Why is it only black people killing each other?". Fourth panel, text says "Why are there no black people in this movie?". The TV screen in each panel depicts a different scenario. Panel 1 shows a black person pointing a gun at a white person. Panel 2 shows a white person pointing a gun at a black person. Panel 3 shows a black person pointing a gun at a black person. Panel 4 shows a white person pointing a gun at a white person.
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  • Radio

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.
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  • View

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Ignore line & ovals

    The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.
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  • Wje

    Galokin · 2 years ago
  • A man in a gray suit and tie is shown from the chest up. Text overlaid on the image reads: "I'm on WJE because I have too much time. You are on WJE because it's fun. We are not the same."
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  • Spiderman

    🎧Lilly🌟 · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon image of Spiderman with his hand raised as if in question. The text reads: "Does Spiderman have to slap a bitch?"
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  • Pronoun

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • What have we humans come to?

    The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.
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  • Class

    ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago
  • Me every time i have to present in class

    On the left side of the image, the text reads: 'Me: "I don't get nervous during presentations". Also me:'. On the right, a person in a Spiderman costume is standing at a podium in front of an audience with the text 'Hello, my name is presentation' at the bottom.
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