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Car Accident

8 views · what’s dudeese · 2 days ago
A screenshot of a Twitter post shows a profile picture of a simple cartoon face. The user 'charlie @zam_charlie' posted '23h' ago, saying: 'so i killed a guy in a car accident 2 months ago and i'm going to have to go to prison for it'. Below the tweet, an image features three animated women with exaggerated expressions of crying and screaming, mouths wide open. The woman in the center holds a dark-colored smartphone.
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  • Standard

    63 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago
    A four-panel Wojak comic strip. In the top left, a blonde female Wojak in a swimsuit asks, "Why do I have to swim against a man? It doesn't seem fair." In the top right, a muscular, masculine-looking Wojak in a swimsuit is labeled a "beautiful woman," while other Wojaks scream, "Shut up you transphobic TERF!!!" In the bottom left, the same blonde female Wojak is now in military fatigues with camouflage paint, stating, "These exercises are too hard." In the bottom right, the female soldier is surrounded by smiling male Wojaks, who say, "It's okay, we can just lower the standards for you." The image includes the watermark "@MIDNIGHTMITCH".
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  • Parent

    63 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from @drink2beers that says: "when my parents keep asking me why I don't have a girlfriend for Valentine's Day and I GENUINELY have to explain to them who Benjamin Netanyahu is". Below the text is a picture of actor Jonah Hill wearing a suit, looking exhausted with his eyes closed, rubbing the bridge of his nose/eye area in frustration.
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  • Impalement

    51 views · Willy b · 7 months ago
    A historical portrait of Vlad the Impaler, a man with a long nose, dark mustache, and long dark hair, wearing an ornate hat with jewels and a gold-trimmed tunic. The text overlay reads: "TRUST ME. YOU ONLY HAVE TO IMPALE A FEW OF THEM. THE REST WILL GO HOME."
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  • Michigan

    36 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    A meme showing a map of Michigan. Text at the top reads: 'Bro why tf they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten' ?? the thumb would have to be huge'. A Photoshopped hand is placed over the map, with a large, disproportionate thumb covering Michigan's Upper Peninsula and the rest of the hand covering the Lower Peninsula, ironically illustrating the point about the thumb's size.
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  • Online comment

    64 views · RapBoat · 9 months ago
    A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.
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  • Teacher

    28 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago
    A still from "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" features Peter B. Parker looking stressed while eating fries. Text overlay reads: "Teachers when they have to open a page."
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  • Question

    13 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

    what do I have to do to become a mod?

    A cat in a box raises its paw as if it has a question. The image reads: "I has a question..."
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  • Air fryer

    20 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
    A still from a movie is accompanied by text that reads: "When the Humans vs Technology war happens in the future and you have to kill your air fryer."
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  • Example

    9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post on r/NoStupidQuestions with the question "Can someone young groom someone older than them?" The post includes examples such as a 15 year old grooming a 17 year old, or a 20 year old grooming a 25 year old.
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  • Sibling

    2 views · sedam hussein · 1 year ago
    A still from a cartoon movie shows a character with wide eyes and a slightly open mouth. The text above the image reads: "When my sibling tells me something about their life and I have to act surprised because my mom had already told me."
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  • Choice

    11 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
    A meme showing a man looking stressed with his hands on his head. Above him are three doors labeled "Goth girl", "Mommy", and "Latinas". The text says, "Girls: Boys don't have to make hard choices. Me:".
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  • Food

    4 views · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago
    The image shows a collage of four disgusting food items from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, with the text "You lost a dare, and now you have to eat one of these 4 foods, which one are you choosing?"
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  • Trouble

    12 views · Nico Di Anglo · 1 year ago

    if ykyk

    The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.
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  • Drug

    6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."
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  • Wife

    7 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
    A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."
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  • Cat

    2 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
    A white cat is reaching towards a lamp on a desk, with the text: "Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this cat learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night."
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  • Have To

    37 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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  • Country

    35 views · Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago
    The image shows a four-panel meme. In the first panel, a person with a German flag above their head says, "Drinking age is 16." In the second panel, a person with English and Spanish flags above their head replies, "16! ours is 18." In the third panel, a person with an American flag above their head says, "18!! We have to be 21." Finally, in the fourth panel, a person with a Mexican flag above their head asks, "You guys have a drinking age???"
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  • Evolution

    24 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that says, "eventually there will be a baby who can withstand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan. It's called evolution. we just have to keep trying."
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