Guide memes

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.