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Face mcshooty

A cartoon fish swims in the ocean with the text "when u too broke for a plan B so you lowkey gotta dive in shawty ocean to retrieve your long lost children."

Face mcshooty

A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."

Anonymous

A man is looking to the right in a close up shot. Text above reads: "When you getting tortured by the Cartel but the leader thick ahh Colombian daughter walks in so I gotta withstand the pain so she doesn't get the ick."

United Kingdom UK

A night scene with a foggy street, houses, and cars with the text: "yall gotta stop vaping man i cant see shit out here".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

Anonymous

A text message screenshot with the sender "Cosmo" stating "I gotta tell you something" and then "I'm gay".

aidencool67

gotta get them all

Ash Ketchum holding a gun with the caption: Gotta get them all.

shaylie lol

The image shows a four-panel grid of a small child running and making faces. The first two panels show the child running. The bottom two panels show the child's face getting increasingly annoyed. The text on top reads "how i feel when i gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open".

rapboat

arsonisfun

Gotta go fast

A cartoon image of Sonic the Hedgehog pointing with the text "Eat your chair" written above him.

shaylie lol

Two images of Sully, the blue monster from Monsters, Inc., are shown side-by-side. The first image shows Sully with a slightly strained expression, while the second image shows him with a more focused look. The text reads: "When you're about to sneeze but you gotta concentrate to make it happen."

Heroin Monkey

A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."

Heroin Monkey

shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders

A photo shows a crowd of people holding up various flags, including a Yugoslavian flag, several rainbow flags, and a bi flag. The flags are waving against a backdrop of trees.

Wade

Procrastination

A picture of a Kermit the Frog doll sitting on a white bed. The text above reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8.05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Toast ツ

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Wade

Procrastination

An image shows Kermit the frog sitting on a white bed. Above it is written: Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8:05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now

Wade

Don’t u just love Minecraft?

A photo of a man falling from a tall building with text overlay that says "GOTTA PLAY" at the top and "CREATIVE MODE" at the bottom.

DAP ME UP

Fr all you gotta do is get one enemy

A person with wide eyes and mouth open looking frightened. The text says: "pov: someone ip grabbed you and starts sending hitmen after you."

Jjisfunny2011

me when an essay is due

$The image shows Bart Simpson sitting in a chair with a bored expression. Above him, the text reads: "Me: \"I'll do it at 6\" Time: 6:05 Me: \"Wow, looks like I gotta wait until 7 now\""$

Daddy dick

So true tho ☠️😂🤣

The image shows a Kermit the Frog plush sitting on a white surface. Above Kermit, there is a text saying "Me: I'll do it at 8", "Time: 8.05", and "Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now".

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