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The image shows a close-up, distorted view of a duck or similar bird, with a chaotic scene in the background of what appears to be a messy room. Text at the top reads: "POV: bro asks you on game the get and all 'this but see' you mute and up."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

The image shows a cat with a red background and a hammer and sickle symbol. Text above the cat says "*our PS5". Additional text says, "Me: *gets a new PS5* My little brother:".

A cute white and brown puppy with its paw up, standing on a white surface. The image text says: "salutations huzz! can I please get a peek at your calcium cannons?"

A white cat wearing a Santa hat and a red Santa jacket is looking at the camera with an annoyed expression. The text on the image reads: "Can I haz... 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and would it be possible to get the partridge without the pear tree?"

9 years olds wildin

A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.

The image shows two headshots of men, side-by-side, in a sepia tone frame with an ornamental design. Below these is a text box with the text "Cyberbullying can sometimes get predators to withdraw from powerful positions." Below that is a loading bar and the word "Loading..." and in the bottom right corner "IRL Loading SCREENS".

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life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

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The image shows a two-panel meme about a role-playing game. The top panel shows a 20-sided die with a 20 facing up and the text "You shout 'That king is an imposter! I'm the real king!' You get an instant kingdom." The bottom panel shows the same die with the number 1 facing up and the text "You shout 'That king is the real king! I'm an imposter!' That's not what I meant to shout." Both die are laying on some wood.

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Do you know this kind of kid

A cartoon penguin from the movie "Madagascar" looks surprised. The text reads: "THE SMART KID: *GETS B+ ON THEIR BLOOD TEST* WHAT?!"

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REBEL!!!!!

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a man standing next to a sign that shows several things that are not allowed, like smoking, drinking, and using electronic devices. The text above him reads "TAKE THAT" and below, "SOCIETY!". The right panel shows a baby with a defiant expression. The text above it reads "TOOK THE 'DO NOT REMOVE' STICKER OFF MY MATTRESS" and below, "DIDN'T GET FINED".

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I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."

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The image shows two side-by-side photos. The left one shows a cartoon of a bee with wide eyes looking directly at the viewer, and above it is written, 'what my cat sees when she opens her eyes midnap'. The right image is a cat mostly submerged in the snow, only part of its head and tail visible. Above this photo is written, 'me trying to get through life'.

A close-up of a person with a red face and an intense stare, superimposed with the text: "Vietnamese children after getting an order of 500 'Stop child labor' t-shirts."

cardiopulmonary resuscitation

Someone’s gonna get scarred

A Minecraft character stands in a seemingly endless, sterile hallway with yellow walls. Text at the bottom of the image says: "You will be boiled."

A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
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