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Fruit

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.
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  • Goat

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."
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  • Injury

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A photograph of the Sidney & Lois Eskenazi Hospital at night, with the text "GO AHEAD" at the top and "GET INJURED" at the bottom.
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  • Product

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack.  There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.
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  • Vote

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • An Avatar character with a confused expression. Text on the image says "Electron? Sure if he gets enough votes."
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  • Pregnancy

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.
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  • Turkey

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."
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  • Disease

    Chunke Monke · 2 years ago
  • it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

    The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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  • Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.
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  • Waluigi

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a mock-up of a Wii game cover with the text "WALUIGI GETS HIS WALUWEENIE STUCK IN A VENDING MACHINE REMASTERED" written on it. The character Waluigi is shown peeking out from the side.
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  • Family

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.
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  • Story

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."
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  • Hannah

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A poster with a picture of a woman named Hannah. The text reads: "Hannah microwaves butterflies in her spare time. #LoveYourImperfections Get 3 days free at match.com/tube match". The poster is in a subway or similar setting. Above the poster, it says: "what the fuck Hannah".
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  • New York

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A weather map showing a storm system resembling a phallic shape pointing toward the Carolinas. Text on the image includes “Looks like the Carolinas are going to get pounded....” along with labeled locations: “New York”, “Washington”, “Raleigh”, and “cksonville”.
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  • Help

    Silly Sonka · 2 years ago
  • Meme psa

    The meme shows a bald, 3D-rendered man with a slightly surprised expression. He's wearing a cowboy hat and appears to be holding a gun. At the top of the image, there is the text "Silly INC". At the bottom, there is text that reads "GET SUM HELP". In the top left corner is a small image of Mike Wazowski.
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  • Number

    mal♡ · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".
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  • Boredpanda

    Silly Sonka · 2 years ago
  • Gonna get a lil weird, gonna get a lil wild

    A cartoon character with blonde hair and a pink headband has a panda face superimposed over her face with the text: I AIN'T FROM ROUND THERE. I'M FROM THE BOREDPANDA.
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  • View

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Ignore line & ovals

    The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.
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  • Toilet

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A message exchange shows the text 'I threw up in the toilet'. The second message says 'You ok?'. In response to that message, there is an image of the movie 'Up' inside of a toilet bowl. The last message says 'You're getting blocked if you keep that up'.
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  • Springtrap

    Yuri · 2 years ago
  • Real 😔

    A dark image with a text overlay that reads: "POV: 7 year old me after holding my piss in all night seeing the sun rise knowing Springtrap can't get me." Below the text is a photo of a sunrise.
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