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Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of a yellow object that looks like a banana duck hybrid. The text on the image says, "Identify this bird!"

DIANEE

brother

A picture shows a turtle in a water container and a pineapple in a bowl next to each other. The text "brother?" is displayed above the turtle.

DIANEE

materwelon

The image shows a sliced watermelon with the text "Materwelon" above it.

A Star Wars Fan

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".

Heroin Monkey

A hand giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads "GO NUTS IN HERE". The sign belongs to a restaurant called AYOUB'S.

MEME LORD

The image shows a yellow cartoon duck standing in a dark room, with a sword visible behind it. Above the duck are speech bubbles with text: 'im not gonna ask you again where are the grapes'

Heroin Monkey

A person is squeezing a toy alligator in a lemon squeezer. A bottle of Gatorade stands nearby. In the background, the Stonks Guy looks at the scene. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

shaylie lol

A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.

Heroin Monkey

A banana is carved into the shape of a gun.

A Dumb Child

Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...

The image shows two halves of what appears to be an orange, but the caption on top says "THE APPLE". The two halves are aligned, and the cut surfaces show the typical inner structure of an orange. The orange parts are a light orange color. The image is displayed against a neutral background.

HuskyPhoenix_647

A man pushes a shopping cart full of bananas in a grocery store. Text above and below the image says: "That is the guy from the maths book who buys 50 bananas without a reason."

mal

I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.

A slice of watermelon with a clown face, complete with a red nose and red tufts of hair.

killer of bears 101

why??

Two identical images of a puppet looking sideways with wide eyes. Below are the words 'People: Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because it's a fruit. Tomato:'

CrunchyGrapes?

Who here plays blox fruits?

A Roblox character with white wings is standing in a video game environment. A speech bubble above the character says, "Selling toenails for fruit pls." Below the character is a user interface that displays "Safe Zone - PvP disabled". Below that is another user interface with six slots and icons, e.g. a claw and a jaguar head.

Ali

A red apple with human eyes and mouth in the center of a black square.

Cahyani Ambara

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A cartoon image shows Aang on the left with a slight frown and a tired look on his face. On the right, Katara is holding a green papaya. The text overlay reads, "Sooo... Papaya".

MisterDussel

Thats a sussy Strawberry

A hand holds a strawberry that is shaped like two fused fangs or teeth. The background is a gray patio and green grass.

Kai :)

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

AnimeGuy

I cant un see this:

The image shows a split panel. On the left is an anime character with purple, grape-like hair. On the right is a person with a shaved head and actual grapes arranged on it in the same shape as the anime character's hair. The text "I can't unsee it" is displayed at the top.

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