New Friend Memes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

Girl

GG Miller · 3 years ago

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

School life

GG Miller · 3 years ago

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

Phone

GG Miller · 3 years ago

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

Minion

GG Miller · 3 years ago

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

BFDI

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

BFB

The image shows a blue cartoon character looking angry with its mouth open and text above and below. The text above reads "WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY" and the text below reads "BFDI IS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS".

Food

Javril · 3 years ago

My boy best friend needs to have this app rn

A curly fry on a paper towel. The text overlay says, "Tag someone who is a beautiful curly fry."

Crush

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Me:

A young boy in a blue martial arts outfit is doing a high kick against a tree. The text on the image reads "Friend: here comes your crush, act natural. Me:"

Facetime

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me and my friend 2 hours ago

A two-panel image showing the close-up of a cow and a pig looking into the camera. The text above them says, "When the FaceTime connects."

Cancer

Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

With my cancer friend

Two young boys stand on either side of a skeleton figure. All three figures are posed looking at the camera.

Relationship

GG Miller · 3 years ago

some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.

A photo shows King Von on the left and Lil Durk on the right. King Von is holding a stack of cash to his ear, seemingly on a phone call. Lil Durk is looking at the camera.

Dog

COOL GIRL😜 · 3 years ago

MY DOG

A black labrador retriever laying on grass with a ball nearby, its tongue hanging out.

Therapist

Kai :) · 3 years ago

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

Story

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 3 years ago

lol me all the time

The image shows two men sitting on a couch. One man on the left is being held with his mouth covered by the other man. The text above the image says, "When your best friend starts telling..." and text below says "... an embarrassing story about you."

School

Harpersphone · 3 years ago

me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them

A statue of a person with their hand covering their face. The background is a solid dark blue.

Best Friend

imgayforjimmy · 3 years ago

joanna be like

The image shows two side-by-side pictures of Mrs. Doubtfire. On the left, under the text "how I say bye to my friends", she waves goodbye. On the right, under the text "how I say bye to my best friends", she is flipping the bird.

Friendship

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

Me tryin to get away from a conversation with my best friend

A cartoonish, pink-toned character with large eyes displaying hearts in them. The text "Adios" is overlaid at the top and bottom of the image.

Time

ur momy · 3 years ago

talking to that one friend

A photo of a smiling blonde woman with a text overlay. The text reads "TRY TO TELL JOKES. MESSES THEM UP HORRIBLE EVERY TIME".

Friend Group

ur momy · 3 years ago

who else

The image consists of text on a slightly blurred background. The text says: "I hate being the only one in my friend group who is ever on my time and who actually plans things out. I hate that my friends wait for things 'til the very last minute and are ALWAYS late. You're either there before the time or you're late."

Side

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:

A woman with long hair is yawning with her hand to her face. The background is blurry.

School

ur mommy · 3 years ago

talking to your friend Jake in school be like

The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob is on the right looking angry at Patrick on the left who also looks angry. The text overlay reads, "WHY U MAD PATRICK? I CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE!"