Tissue memes

Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"

His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."

A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues.