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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a map of the USA with counties outlined. There are several colored areas. A key indicates that the orange area represents "bread", "crust", and "pepperoni", and that the blue area represents "the place I beat an elderly man to death in 2004".

Adolf kitler

I would give you my crayons if you were really hungry.

A cat with blush on its cheeks has its paws together in a "shy" gesture.

Mr.Cheese47

cheese

A cat is eating a piece of toast with the text 'gilled cheese' written above it.

Adolf kitler

A black cat sits on the chest of a skeleton lying in a bed. The text on the image says, "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Adolf kitler

A white cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting at a table with scientific glassware. There is a blackboard behind it with formulas on it. The text reads: "What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

Anonymous

Hot pockets AHHHHHHH

A Hot Pocket product box shows a picture of a Hot Pocket with filling of what looks like broken glass and the text "Broken glass with window. crispy buttery..." is above a picture of a bottle of window cleaner.

Anonymous

The image shows a box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor "Flex Tape". The packaging has a red circle stating "Phil Swift approved!" The graphic shows two Pop-Tarts filled with black Flex Tape and a small Flex Tape container on the lower left. Phil Swift is giving a thumbs-up on the right.

Anonymous

A package of 'Mom's Spaghetti' Oreos, with a picture of Eminem on it. The text above reads 'If you only had one snack. One cookie. Would you dunk it? Or just let it go?'

Anonymous

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor 'Garlic Bread with melted cheese'. The package shows an image of a Pop-Tart that is made of garlic bread. On the right is a red section advertising the cereal Krave. The text also includes 'garlic bread memes'. The box indicates 8 toaster pastries.

Heroin Monkey

A deep-fried, heavily-saturated image shows a product called "Obama Pockets", a parody of Hot Pockets. It features Barack Obama's face on the packaging and a cartoonish Obama face on the food item itself. The label reads: "OBAMA & CHEESE WITH BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA, CHEDDAR CHEESE, AND MOLTEN PLASTIC". There is a text bubble with "HE IS REALLY IN THERE". It also says, "Distributed by m-Seq Corp."

Adolf Nigler

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

Anonymous

A boy flexes his arm muscles. Text: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Heroin Monkey

An image shows an ice cream bar with almonds with sections highlighted and labeled "ummmm...", "amazing", "amazing but will end soon". The last section is a picture of a beaver gnawing on a tree.

Anonymous

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

Vector

A child with puffy cheeks and eyes closed in excitement while talking on a phone. The text says "FREE FOOD?" above the child and "COUNT ME IN!" below.

Wade

Butt Whole

The image is split into two sections. The top shows a close-up of a meat product label that reads: "BONELESS STUFFED BUTT WHOLE." The bottom half shows cartoon characters Beavis and Butt-Head staring with disgust.

Kristian‽

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

Mr.Cheese47

cheese

An image of a creature made from a cracked egg with legs, an eye, and the text "me at 3:00AM heading over to the fridge", "he travels", and "he seeks the parmesan".

Chexers

A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."

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