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Pankake

I chooose the fist birrd <3

The image is a four-panel grid. Each panel features a different bird. Top left shows a grey parrot with a yellow face. Top right shows a yellow cockatiel. The bottom left image is a watermelon carved to look like a turtle. The bottom right image is a white bird with a knife in its beak. The text overlay at the top says "Choose your fighter".

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a comparison of outfits for a first date. On the left, labeled "Her:" is a pink top, black shorts, white shoes and a black purse. On the right, labeled "Me:" is a black t-shirt with the text "I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK", yellow shorts with beer graphics and red Crocs. The word "Beer" is on the short.

Heroin Monkey

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
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tabs1528

The image shows a statue of Anubis, an ancient Egyptian deity with a jackal head and human body. The text overlay reads: "THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST FURRY IN HISTORY".

Raptor

Pure law-abiding citizen.

A person wearing a black balaclava and gloves is holding a gun in one hand and a book labeled "LAW" in the other. The text above reads: "HOLD ON GUYS," and the text below reads: "LET ME CHECK THE GUN LAWS FIRST".

RealBoat

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incompetent ricecel_69

Nintendo Fan

The meme shows a split image. The left side shows a boy with his hands on his face looking bored, and below the picture is written "The first 85 minutes". The right side shows a boy looking stressed and writing, and below that, it says "The last 5 minutes". Above both is "90 minutes exam". Below both images is "Yupp."

DaRey1Cray

WJE iceberg 2.0

The image is an iceberg diagram with several tiers. At the top, it lists 'Jokes,' 'Memes,' 'Community Guidelines,' and 'Mods.' The next level includes 'BP,' 'Matt,' 'Dagger,' 'SaH,' 'Anons,' 'Jake,' and 'School.' Further down, the layers show various people and controversies, like 'BP drama,' 'SW,' 'KMeet,' 'Jit & Lil AG,' 'Opal,' 'AG Family,' and 'WJE Crew & WJE Lounge.' The lowest levels mention incidents and names like 'A77,' 'Hacking incident,' and 'Dagger's face rev'. There are also small cartoon faces on the right side of the diagram with each descending level.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

Anonymous

Anonymous

A baby in a teal outfit, looking distressed, is emerging from a large purple backpack. The text overlay reads: "First day at the Shein factory."

A Star Wars Fan

Darth Vader is standing in a smoky red environment with a red light saber in his hand. The text reads: "When you're the first to get full netherite."

Heroin Monkey

The meme is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a genie tells a man he has three wishes. In the second panel, the man tells the genie to do the opposite of his next wish and not to fulfill his third wish. In the third panel, the man asks the genie to ignore his first wish. In the fourth panel, multiple system error messages are displayed.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

tabs1528

A man wearing a white hard hat and sunglasses sits on a couch in front of a muted background. Text above and below the man provide context: "ADHDers that take on life without medication:" above and "Well, first of all, with caffeine and anger, all things are possible, so jot that down" below.

Unimportant Intelligence

I thought it stood for microsoft

A McDonald's sign against a blue sky with clouds. The text reads: "Did you know? The symbol 'M' in McDonald's represents the first letter of McDonald's, which is 'M'."

rapboat

Two pictures of infomercial salesmen. The first is a man with a yellow cloth smiling. The second is a man with a box of baking soda pointing. The text of the meme talks about how one man's dislike of another was like the hate between two rappers.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

crazy anal sex

The image shows a comic strip with three panels. The top panel is a screenshot of a conversation. The second panel shows a text box with the phrase “They had anal sex” in the middle. The third panel is a two-part comic. The first part shows a cat, with a bib on, standing behind a dog and about to wash the dog's hair. The text says: "Let me wash your hair first." In the second part, the cat is hugging the dog.

rapboat

The meme shows four images. The top two show Drake and Kendrick Lamar with texts 'I'm one away from Michael' and 'We don't wanna hear you say "nigga" no more' respectively, with the song titles and artist names below. The bottom two images depict Michael Jackson at different times in his life.

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