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Sore Raven · 6 months ago

A four-panel Wojak comic strip. In the top left, a blonde female Wojak in a swimsuit asks, "Why do I have to swim against a man? It doesn't seem fair." In the top right, a muscular, masculine-looking Wojak in a swimsuit is labeled a "beautiful woman," while other Wojaks scream, "Shut up you transphobic TERF!!!" In the bottom left, the same blonde female Wojak is now in military fatigues with camouflage paint, stating, "These exercises are too hard." In the bottom right, the female soldier is surrounded by smiling male Wojaks, who say, "It's okay, we can just lower the standards for you." The image includes the watermark "@MIDNIGHTMITCH".

Man

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A diagram illustrating reasons why dating is supposedly hard for men. On the left, six pink female stick figures are shown. On the right, five blue male stick figures. Arrows point from all six female figures towards the top male figure, who is labeled "A man who takes a shower everyday, exercises himself and focuses on self-improvement." Below this figure, in descending order, are other male figures labeled: "Misogynist", "Tate fan", "Serbian ultranationalist", "Albanian crypto scammer", and "Romanian." The overall post title from the user is "Men are staying single because..." and the diagram title is "Why dating is hard for guys?".

Weight Loss

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".

Gym

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "Dark Hardcore Gym Playlist". The playlist cover features a scary skeletal figure with red eyes holding an axe in a dark forest with tombstones. Below the title, it says "2min". Underneath, there are Spotify icons and the text "Add to this playlist". The first track listed is "Espresso" with a thumbnail showing the artist's face.

Witness

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

In a backyard setting, a person is in mid-air performing a backflip on a trampoline, while a Jehovah's Witness in a suit watches. A gray cat is walking nearby. The text overlay reads: "I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips."

System

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

Algebra

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of math exercises with the text: "Exercises Simplify the following rational algebraic expressions 1. y² + 5x + 4 / y² - 3x - 4 2. -21a²b² / 28a³b³ 3. x² - 9 / x² - 7x + 12 4. m² + 6m + 5 / m² - m - 2 5. x² - 5x - 14 / x² + 4x + 4" Below, there is text that says: "Nah you alone in this one lil bro" followed by emojis.

Kazakhstan

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a confused face and a military helmet made of a watermelon. The text on top says "EXCERCISE?" and the text on the bottom says "KAZAKHSTAN IS GETTING BOMBARDED".

Baby

countryhumans memes · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."

Gorilla

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

God

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"

Weight Loss

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon image shows a forest scene with trees and grass. A brown bear sits in the background, and a detached human arm with a fitness watch lies on the ground. A speech bubble reads "Great run. You lost 79 kg."

Breath

NIFFTY · 2 years ago

because yes

A close-up of a white rabbit character with large blue eyes and buck teeth, with the text 'Me trying to breathe through my nose while I run but I literally can't' written above it.

Laugh

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.

Workout

Chexers · 2 years ago

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel, labeled "HOW I FEEL AFTER A WORKOUT", features a photo of actor Chris Evans, who is muscular and in good shape. The right panel, labeled "VS HOW I REALLY AM", shows two cartoon characters from "King of the Hill", Bobby Hill, both overweight in diapers, striking a fighting pose.

Child

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A muscular bodybuilder with a very well-defined physique posing for a picture. The text says: "How I think I look like after doing 1 pushup as a child."

Summer

DAP ME UP · 3 years ago

FR

The meme shows a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there is a photo of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson looking muscular with an explosion in the background and the text "HOW I FEEL AFTER I LEAVE THE GYM." On the right, there is a photo of a chubby baby with the text "When you're cute but you ain't summer ready."

Life

DAP ME UP · 3 years ago

my brother

A white cat is lying on a treadmill. The text reads, "When you wanna get in shape for the summer, but life is hard."

Week

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The image shows two figures labeled "before" and "after". The "before" figure is a simple, skinny, white and black toy figure. The "after" figure is a complex, muscular, gold, white, and blue toy figure wielding a large weapon with crystalline blades. Above the two figures it reads: "I got ripped in 3 weeks thanks to the Mask of Creation." Below them it reads: "Click here to find out how."

Obesity

GG Miller · 3 years ago

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

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