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Sex

276 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

A meme featuring text that says "When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue" above a motion-blurred image of a man in a red tank top and black shorts running away rapidly through a green background.

Urine

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A chart titled 'Urine Color Chart'. It shows different shades of urine color, numbered 1 through 8, from very pale yellow to dark amber. Next to each color, in a separate column, is the word 'Yes'. There is a red line between color number 3 and 4 with the text 'Entering Flavor Town'.

Password

5 views · Why should you care · 1 year ago

Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

Priest

387 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"

Perry the Platypus

3 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

A three panel image showing the same character with different reactions to an intruder. The first panel says 'Someone enters your lair' with a 'Panik' reaction. The second panel says 'It's just a platypus' with a 'Kalm' reaction. The third panel says 'It's Perry the Platypus' with a 'Panik' reaction.

Instance

2 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

The image displays a table with three text fields, each describing a different state of Allison Eckhart. The first one describes her as an extradimensional being, the second as an agent, and the third as a comatose being. All three texts use complicated and formal language to describe Allison Eckhart.

Priest

71 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"

Cat

32 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A tabby cat lies on the floor with a rainbow-colored light beam emanating from its rear. Below the cat, a news banner reads, "BREAKING NEWS: CAT PROTECTS FAMILY FROM A LGBT. Brave cat stopped the LGBT as it entered the home."

Jesus

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.

Trial

4 views · Team Minecraft · 2 years ago

The image shows Squidward from Spongebob in two different panels. The first panel shows him happily carrying a beach chair, and next to this image is text that says "Free Trial." The second panel shows him sad while carrying the same chair. And next to this image is text saying: "Enter Credit Card Information"

Sex

43 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A blurry image of a man running, with the text 'When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue.' at the top.

Darth Vader

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.

Carpenter

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."

View

79 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Setup

14 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Rate my setup.

A photo of a keyboard, a syringe filled with a brown liquid, a spoon with residue, and pieces of what looks like a drug. All items are on a dark surface.

Dream

2 views · Chexers · 2 years ago

A photo of a man with a bald head wearing a red and black striped sweater and black pants sitting on a subway train with a pensive expression on his face. The text above the image reads: "freddy after entering my dreams and seeing stuff he wasn't mentally equipped to deal with". There is also the user "prettycooltim" written in the lower left corner of the image.

Classroom

13 views · DreamBlue · 2 years ago

An image showing a penguin with a surprised expression, overlaid with a faint, blurry version of itself. The text above the penguin reads, "Tree when he entered the classroom."

Season

9 views · killer of bears 101 · 2 years ago

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

Setup

15 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Salute to this awesome setup

Keyboard

12 views · Jenny 😂 · 2 years ago

A keyboard layout is shown with colorful finger positions indicated below it, followed by a laughing face holding a rainbow colored marker.

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