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Anonymous

Rate my setup.

A photo of a keyboard, a syringe filled with a brown liquid, a spoon with residue, and pieces of what looks like a drug. All items are on a dark surface.

Anonymous

A tabby cat lies on the floor with a rainbow-colored light beam emanating from its rear. Below the cat, a news banner reads, "BREAKING NEWS: CAT PROTECTS FAMILY FROM A LGBT. Brave cat stopped the LGBT as it entered the home."

killer of bears 101

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

Willy b

The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"

Jenny 😂

A keyboard layout is shown with colorful finger positions indicated below it, followed by a laughing face holding a rainbow colored marker.

DreamBlue

An image showing a penguin with a surprised expression, overlaid with a faint, blurry version of itself. The text above the penguin reads, "Tree when he entered the classroom."

Anonymous

Salute to this awesome setup

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"

Heroin Monkey

A blurry image of a man running, with the text 'When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue.' at the top.

Why should you care

Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Chexers

A photo of a man with a bald head wearing a red and black striped sweater and black pants sitting on a subway train with a pensive expression on his face. The text above the image reads: "freddy after entering my dreams and seeing stuff he wasn't mentally equipped to deal with". There is also the user "prettycooltim" written in the lower left corner of the image.

Heroin Monkey

A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."

Team Minecraft

The image shows Squidward from Spongebob in two different panels. The first panel shows him happily carrying a beach chair, and next to this image is text that says "Free Trial." The second panel shows him sad while carrying the same chair. And next to this image is text saying: "Enter Credit Card Information"

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.

DADDY sus aka the king

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The image depicts a classroom full of monster characters sitting on chairs. The caption reads: "Everyone when you enter the wrong classroom:".

big [fire] balls

A three panel image showing the same character with different reactions to an intruder. The first panel says 'Someone enters your lair' with a 'Panik' reaction. The second panel says 'It's just a platypus' with a 'Kalm' reaction. The third panel says 'It's Perry the Platypus' with a 'Panik' reaction.

DADDY sus aka the king

hi

An image shows multiple Mike Wazowski characters sitting on chairs in a classroom. The text on the image says, "Everyone when you enter the wrong classroom:".

big [fire] balls

The image displays a table with three text fields, each describing a different state of Allison Eckhart. The first one describes her as an extradimensional being, the second as an agent, and the third as a comatose being. All three texts use complicated and formal language to describe Allison Eckhart.