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Police

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A nighttime image shows two police officers standing on a police car, with one officer's legs visible through the windshield. A dog is standing on the ground in front of the car. The text on the image reads, "please don't bork sir" above the officers, "heck the police" near the dog and "BORK" in large letters below the car and dog.
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    Emotion

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A three-panel meme featuring characters from the movie Inside Out. In the first panel, Joy (a bright yellow emotion character) speaks to a small, strange creature with wide eyes, saying, "sorry pancreatic cancer but i dont think you qualify as an emotion." In the second panel, the creature replies, "this is bullshit you let spongebob in." In the third panel, SpongeBob SquarePants appears in the foreground, saying, "sponging out is an important step in a persons life how about you read a fucking book."
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    OnlyFans

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Sus???

    A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."
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    Obesity

    GG Miller · 3 years ago
  • fat people dont read this

    Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."
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  • Minion

    GG Miller · 3 years ago
  • dont say this to my jokes .. OK

    A yellow minion with large goggles looks confused with an open mouth and the text "Whaaaat?" written next to it. Above the minion, the text reads "When everyone else gets the joke and I'm just sitting there like".
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    Bear

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • Bear

    A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, two figures stand outside a wall, looking at a bear sitting inside a walled area. The first figure says, "They can't be happy being locked up like that!" In the second panel, the second figure replies, "I dunno... all their needs are taken care of. Food, shelter, healthcare. They don't have to do anything." The third panel shows the same figure thinking. The last panel shows both figures looking at the bear.
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  • Cow

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.
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    Gun

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • Deadpool and Harley Quinn

    A four-panel image shows Deadpool asking Harley Quinn if she knows how to use the gun she's holding. Harley replies it's full of blanks, just like Mistah J. The last panel shows Deadpool reacting in surprise.
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  • Mr Krabs

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.
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    Dick

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."
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  • Liberal

    Willy b · 8 months ago
  • A two-panel image. The top panel shows former President Donald Trump with his hands cupped around his mouth, as if shouting. Above him, the text reads: "Don't eat your own shit!" The bottom panel shows a man with bright blue hair and closed eyes, his face and hands covered in a dark, messy substance. Below him, the text reads: "Libs".
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    Mom

    Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago
  • relateable..

    The image shows a meme with text at the top. It says "Mom: 'Why don't you ask out the girl from church?'" and then "The girl from church:". Below this, there is a picture of a person with a slightly feminine hairstyle, with two small buns and a short beard. The person appears to be a photoshopped version of Kanye West.
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  • Fear

    Willy b · 2 months ago
  • A two-panel meme featuring Jim Halpert from The Office pointing at a whiteboard. In the first panel, he is pointing at text that says "My rights don't end where your fear begins". In the second panel, he looks directly at the camera with a slight smile, and the whiteboard now says "So go fuck yourself".
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    Semen

    Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago
  • A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.
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  • Towel

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Let me slide into your dms....just dont ask about the towel

    A gold-colored trombone is lying in its case, partially covered by a white towel. There is a music book in the foreground, and the background is a plain carpet.
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    Comparison

    Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows two images side-by-side. The left side features a dog baring its teeth paired with the text "when men I don't know call me pretty". The right side shows a dog smiling paired with the text "when women I don't know call me pretty."
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  • Food

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."
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    Equation

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • the bear was difficult on this one

    The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.
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  • Language

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • Against the backdrop of a large cathedral, text states, "Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say 'I love you' in Spanish, you say 'yo quiero comer culo' which translates to 'you are the light of my life.' That's so beautiful."
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    J. Cole

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • A black and white image of rapper J. Cole with dreadlocks. A white text box quotes him as saying, 'want to get fucked in the ass' from the song 'VILLUMINATI'. Below this image, a social media comment angrily defends J. Cole, claiming the quote is taken out of context and uses strong, vulgar language to insult the poster.
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